Adoro. Era só para brincar (e para voltar ao meu português muito negligenciado). Na realidade o que gostei mais em portugal (e o que a gente nāo tem aqui) era o chá de limāo, (e, agora que me lembro, o queijo fresco). Além das pessoas e a beleza, é claro!

Plenty of the fat women she’s attacking also have conventionally unattractive faces, and doing the “They may be fat, but you’re ugly, which is worse!” thing is just doubly hurtful to us.

But this is also about a wedding.

I think you’re confused. I’m 99% sure that he didn’t beat her up because she gave the baby vodka. He beat her up because he’s an abusive drunk that was pissed off because he couldn’t drink his vodka that he had put in a WATER bottle probably so he could drink it at work.

Oh man, I don’t know if it’s hormones or what but ever since I had my kid stories where a baby is hurt or in danger really cut me to the bone. My first reaction is always, give me that baby, I will protect it!

(But seriously, I feel terribly for the mother. And I hope she gets connected with the resources she’ll need to leave him and start over with her kid.)

Well, apparently they are stupid and wasted their time then, because I’ve never fucked someone who was attached to someone else. So they definitely kept their hands off me.

Thank god. Hey fatties! You’ve been deemed fuckable by this lady and therefore a person of worth! Congratulations!

I’m fat, always have been (varying levels of course, but even at my skinniest I’ve been fat). There’s this phenomenon that happens to me that never ceases to shock my girlfriends where I legitimately get hit on more often by men who are engaged or married. It started when I was still in high school. It’s like, well,…

Get back to me when you find a straight CIS dude who is willing to date fat women without it being a fetish thing. As in, a straight CIS dude who considers dating fat women the same way he considers dating women who aren’t fat. A straight CIS dude who doesn’t fetishize fat women and isn’t repulsed by them, either. One…

This woman bothers me so much. I studied the Victorian era extensively in school and she’s “living” in one very tiny aspect of it. Of COURSE she would choose to be a wealthy woman instead of dealing with the horrific poverty of the time. It’s myopic yet completely unsurprising.

Maybe I’m just not a romantic, but there’s no time period I’d rather live in than this one. Or maybe the future. But right now we have disposable tampons, birth control, antibiotics, air conditioning, divorce laws, safe abortions (where available) and surviveable c-sections. I’m a cynic and I bitch a lot about what…

In advance of the landmark, the Times of London reported the assessment of constitutional historian David Starkey, who compared her unfavorably to Queen Victoria, the previous record-holder. He said Elizabeth sees her job as “ordinary and humdrum” rather than as “something grand, like the embodiment of history,”…

Oh holy mother of god, let’s make overweight people have even harder lives because how dare they offend my thin-centric sensibilities?

Yeah, I agree. I don’t like Kris, but nobody can tell me that watching your partner of 20+ years transition and leave you is an easy thing. This was the longest marriage for both and you could tell they always got along fine. It was crazy how they both met and entered a relationship with all these kids from previous…

I 100% agree. Lord forgive me, but I feel sorry for Kris. I can’t even imagine what it would be like to find the man you were married to for all those years wasn’t really happy and now everyone knows it. A divorce after such a long marriage is tough enough, but under these circumstances it must be terrible.

Having caught the latest episode of “I am Cait” it was made pretty clear that Kris is having a hard time with all of this. And I don’t think anyone can fault her for that. It’s great Caitlyn Jenner is out and doing her thing and living her life but that transition impacts more than her. It impacts her whole family.

May I introduce you to the phenomenon of . . . PEGGING?

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