But Maroon5 is utter garbage. No, it’s the mold growing on top of garbage. No, it’s a pile of insect feces on the mold growing on top of the garbage. It’s all of these things, blended into a stank smoothie dipped in pink #4 strawberry-colored dye and forced down the throats of innocent American consumers who have no…

NOT SURPISED. After living in Spain for a few years, I’ve learned a lot about their questionable business practices. And how Amancio Ortega is an asshole.

I love it when a store I’ve never liked turns out to be horrible, it makes it easy to boycott (I’m looking at you Abercrombie and Fitch).

Everyone keeps comparing her to Justin Bieber (*shudder*) but I think she looks a lot like a young Angelina Jolie. Anyway, she really is gorgeous!

I suppose I’m an eternal optimist. When weak little men who thrive on making women feel small have no other venue to vent their self-inflicted misery than writing vulgar messages on the internet, that’s progress. The fewer of these creatures get access to any kind of power, the better. Unlike weak little men in less…

Taco Dolezal

I still can’t get over the fact that boys and young men wear shorts and black socks, sometimes with sandals. We are raising an entire generation to look like retired German civil servants hanging out on the Costa Brava.

• “This is not what I thought Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s son would grow up to look like.”

Ugh, some people are colossal fuckwads.

We could start a Pissing Contest alone on the fucked up effects of “daughter labeling”.

Yeah the “I’m not normally into bigger girls but...” guys. And I swear most of them think it’s a compliment. I think a lot of them —especially the ones in their early 20’s— really ARE into bigger girls, but don’t want to admit it because #reasons. Thankfully I noticed a sharp decline in that after about 30.

One that I and my fellow plus-sized ladies have heard way too fucking often: “you have such a pretty face.”

I often wonder where we would be if after the civil war (or the Jim Crow era, for that matter) we’d taken the same approach Germany did after WWII and treated white-on-black racism like an infestation that needed to be eradicated, instead of an unfortunate but inevitable reality. Or if we had banned the symbols of the…

I’m very glad he called this what it is: racism. It’s not a “war on Christianity” (which of course REALLY means a “war on white people” when Fox News discusses it). This was an attack on a prominent black church by a man who said “you people are raping our women,” who wore an apartheid emblem, and who wanted to start…

Well I pretty much lost my shit after watching The Daily Show this morning and then seeing that idiot Nikki Haley tell Savannah Guthrie that she has NO IDEA how this could happen.

I read this in another forum yesterday: “It just seems that no matter what happens, the white person is misunderstood and the black person is dead.” That one sentence hit me as so profoundly true and succinctly all-encompassing that it is still running through my head this morning.

I am always left wondering how Americans can even live with themselves, especially your politicians, how can you let things like this happen regularly and do nothing about it?

And people are still blaming what happened to those innocent people on mental illness. White people must be humanized at all costs. Notice that when the police found him, they gave him a vest and didn’t handcuff him. The life of a white man who kills black people has value but the life of a black child who holds a…

women are legit not allowed to do anything w their own bodies except be fucking brood mares.

Sex determination and inheritance are completely different biological processes. They are ruled by different parts of the genetic code. Every human has the capacity to be a different sex in the womb so therefore, a man can be born in a woman’s body and a woman can be born in a mans. Caitlyn Jenner did not choose to be…