I want to be in love with Amy. I am sometimes... well, most the time... almost all the time but the “look at me, I’m enormous” thing ... I’m over it. It’s in her stand up a bunch too. She says she’s a size 6 like that’s so unbelievablyhorrible. I get it. I really do. It’s hard not being a 00 in Hollywood. I guess it’s…

OK, Maybe it's my generation or something subconsious. But Rhianna's life seems so profoundly empty and shallow to me (as it's published anyway — DeCaprio huh? Autotune hello?) I would not want her life, I don't find her inspiring. I don't get the worship, and no one has provided a single rationale (or even…

Oh shut up, Russell Simmons. There is little more infuriating than having an objectively, obscenely rich person telling me I’m rich “in spirit” when I'm a fucking teacher who barely makes ends meet. How about you give me 1/10 of your money to add to my rich spirit?

Not weird at all. I love most of her outfits, and the gloves are pure awesomeness.

I know I’m a horrible human being, but I feel mildly sorry for pathetic cake boy.

...Is Taylor Swift even aware she’s in a feud with Katy Perry? This seems...kind of one sided....

THERE’S NO REASON FOR THIS MOVIE TO EXIST THE ORIGINAL POINT BREAK IS PERFECT

Ouch. That is extremely poor form.

Some people don’t want a big wedding and to do the whole thing. Sometimes being married is enough!

Ina 4 Lyfe. She seems so down to earth, yet so much better than everyone else. I aspire to be Ina and Jeffrey.

Her recipes are always perfect. More reliable than Martha’s. There. I said it.

I love her so hard. Plus, any recipe of hers that I've tried has turned out really well.

I’d like to be adopted by Ina Garten. Her voice is so soothing. When I’m really depressed, I just want to listen to her talk about roasting a chicken, and reassuring me about how easy it is to entertain guests who drop by.

As a fat white woman that has worked with not-fat girls that use “demotivational motivational” images on break room fridges... I say FUCK THAT SHIT. I may not fit into a size 00, and sure, I’ll down a healthy portion of pizza or bagels when I can (in moderation because I’m diabetic, shocker there!! Omg what am I still…

Mama June sucks, but she ain’t wrong.

Just call it what it is: An allowance. An allowance for doing chores. That’s some fucked up power dynamic if a married, adult couple wants to treat each other like that.

Thank goodness all the ladies who attended the premiere were wearing heels.

Yes, I would agree with that. When you’re faced with a death, a physical one, you are faced with accepting a new reality. The reality you had lived in is gone, even if that person, physically, is still there. Accepting that new reality takes time, and people do go through the stages of grief in accepting it. What a…

Ditto, I’m 43 and that age app thinks I’m 29. Pass the spinach dip!

Only Janelle could make a turnt up song about the most boring exercise in the world.