My take-away from this wasn't "OMG she has a lobster on her cha-cha!" but rather "OMG those shoes are the fugliest things I've ever seen!"

Fact: The Lonely Goatherd is the best song from TSOM.

I Have Confidence is the only song from SOM of which I have absolutely no recollection. It must be very blah.

I haven't even read the entire Dirtbag; I just had to come down here and post this after reading that headline.

"I'm incredibly close to the common woman."

ED AND TAY BE TOGETHER PLS

Yes please. Almost out of that phase but it does force you to be a little more aware of whether you're in a place where dudes can contribute as well.

This is probably the smartest thing to ever come out of Ashton Kutcher's mouth. All public restrooms should have changing tables.

It's been so relentlessly copied...sorry "homaged"...and been so influential, that looking at her work leaves me feeling tired, actually.

I love everything about this!

I don't have any >.>

I went to culinary school, worked in professional kitchens, and run my own baking/small-time personal chef business. My best recipes still come out of my grandmother's box of hand-written index cards.

Who the fuck hates on Bruno Mars? Dude is like a little dancing ray of sunshine. I want to keep him in my pocket for days when I'm sad. I can open it and he'll be in there all dancing and smiling and singing like yea yea YEA!

He has the ability to simultaneously amaze and infuriate. I'm definitely diggin' these songs. I loved, loved, loved the symbolism of him putting a bullet-proof vest on his precious baby. Anyone who doesn't get that is willfully obtuse.

Because females make up 50% of the population.

I like seeing North wearing clothing that the power of advertising taught me isn't toddler-wear. If I didn't see it on a baby on tv or in a catalog (where I was being told to buy it), I know it's wrong! You see, companies that make babies' clothes are obsessed with ensuring the babies' comfort (definitely not making…

This sounds like a movie I would really enjoy but would make the author hurl on principle, because she worked hard to avoid these very cliches.

I actually judge it reverse. Black people with locs always look fucking boss to me and I envy their hair. White folks with dreds.... just no. I'm also not on board with white people with cornrows. Quit it, white people.

That is a gorgeous mic drop. I wish I had been that eloquent at 18.

There's nothing wrong with her body, that's how a 47 year old body looks, if you're lucky and have very, very good genes. Why people should continue the myth that beautiful = young I don't know. Because as a species our window of youth is relatively small, and we'll be old far longer than young. That's a long time to…