If this lady is going to get this worked up every time someone no shows to her kids birthday parties, she's got a long road of angry disappointment ahead of her. Yes, it's particularly shitty to RSVP and then not show. No you do not get to invoice the parents of the no show, you insane twat. Move on with your life and…

she looks hotter fat, tbh

I'm a fat person. I watched exactly ONE episode of this show.

No people will die from heart disease, diabetes, and cardiovascular problems all of which have a high correlation to obesity because they are generally caused by behaviors that lead to obesity. Altering those behaviors is the key to healthier people, and Biggest Looser with it's predilection towards starvation diets,…

When I was doing my B.Ed to qualify as a high school teacher, I was 21. Some of my students were 18. EVEN THEN, I was like '100% nope forever' with regards to even looking at them that way, without even getting into the gross abuse of a position of responsibility. I. just. do. not. understand. this apparent wave of…

I have taught adults, often older than me, for years. There is nothing unsexier, even if you are dealing with adults, than someone whom you've just corrected repeatedly. It is like... how can they have sex with students period, much less with teenage students? That is a double no for me.

I can admire the prettiness of young people but it's more like looking at art. Even 21 year olds look like children to me - no sexy feelings there. However, extreme drunkeness causes unpredictable behavior, which is one of the SEVERAL reasons you don't get drunk with teenagers, your boss/coworkers, or other people…

There is no way to tell these are Dirt Bags from the mobile home page. This has been a problem for a while now (not a specific complaint to Karen). Can Jezebel standardize this somehow? Either have everyone bold the celebrity names even in the big paragraphs, or write Dirt Bag IN the title, or tell the programmers to…

Opiate of the masses, indeed!

who knew James blunt had a sense of humour. I might actually like him

I bow down to the glorious Angie Jo.

i don't care what you say. i like it. so there.

The thing that made my blood boil was the eyeglass part. YOU CAN PULL MY EYEGLASSES FROM MY COLD, DEAD FACE YOU REGINA GEORGE CLONE!

Dreaming in Cuban by Cristina Garcia. so elegantly done.

My curiosity about celebrity kitchens is insatiable.

Wait, let me get this straight. Do you mean to tell me that people actually intentionally deceived other human beings with a theological pretense for personal financial gain? I'm not buying it Kelly that just seems ridiculous.

I'm not having bridesmaids. I decided that a long time ago. It's unnecessary, it can look tacky, nobody likes their dress or the color and you just save them the money and responsibilities in the end if you don't have them, plus, you don't hurt people's feelings if you don't include them. My sister's best friend had…

Mmm...straciatella...my mouth's watering already!

Foucault's Pendulum! A couple years ago I went to the Musée des Arts et Métiers where all the action takes place, and was delighted to find that it's still laid out exactly as it was in the book. I wanted to hide in an exhibit overnight and wait for some masonic-druidical-templar shenanigans to ensue.

Ehh I don't think critiquing the rising prevalence of plastic surgery infringes on agency. I'm definitely 3/4th wave and we have a pretty good grasp on the failures of "choose your choice" feminism and why agency is never completely unhindered. Choices are not made in a vaccuum. Should we shame individual women for…