Oh god,my heart goes out to you. My youngest nephew was like that for the first solid year of his life. Even now at four he’s a difficult, crying child. Charming, but cries a lot. I’m aware of how extremely lucky I am to have a three months old baby who only cries when he’s hungry,mostly. The rest of the time he just…

My son is pretty chill as far as infants go and he cried six times today, at the very least. He gets hungry enough and whith no boob in sight, and you get to see the good set of lungs he was born with. Also, potent vocal chords. Even the chillest babies cry when they’re hungry, tired, hot or sick. That’s normal.

Let’s hope so, Angie grew up to be an amazing woman

Married people do that all the time, after a few years together, especially if you’ve got kids, you run out of fucks to give, you just grab what’s handy.

Ours was not a disaster, it was just underwhelming. Considering the simple brief they got and how expensive it was, I was expecting much better. It tasted fine, vanilla sponge, creme anglaise filling and an wallnut tier with marzipan but it lookes amateurish. I could have done better baking it myself. Behold:

Thanks, he is three months old. Which explains why I mistook North with her father. Sleep deprivation is a bitch.

I wasn’t sure because of the black and white/my own sleep deprivation. Still very cute.

Still a beautiful kid.

That is one cute kid, and I say that in the afterglow of recent motherhood. My son is still gorgeous, of course, but baby Nory is beautiful

Yeah it’s the African experience without actually leaving Europe. But you learn to cope.

I live in a place where temperatures rise up to 40º, even 45º and our house doesn’t have air conditioning because it would be ruinous (5 meter high ceilings mean we would have to buy an industrial one to work). Needless to say I hate it. So, here’s some advice that works:

Amen, sister, children need to be loved and taken care of to the bestnof the mom’s ability. The bottle works just as fine and you bond with your kid just as well. (says a mom who chose to have an epidural and doesn’t regret it for a second).

I’m big, mine was bigger than a baseball, maybe even bigger than a beach ball, and angry red and veiny. Wouldn’t eat it if they paid me. I ate a serrano ham sandwich instead as it was my push present. Some girls go for placenta, me, I’m a serrano ham kinda girl.

Plus it looks gross and terrifying. I wouldn’t have eaten mine if they?d paid me to do it. For free, voluntarily? Nah.

I hate this “natural all the way” trend specifically because it shames mothers that were unable to do it “natural”. Sometimes you do need medicaton, you do need c-sections, you’re not a terrible mother for choosing to have an epidural. Medicine is your friend people and nature is full of failiure and pain modern…

I saw mine, a big, and I mean really big, angry red blob. Do not want. I’ve been recovering just fine with my placenta in the incinerate- human waste bin.

God forbid you ACTUALLY need one as having the baby the natural way could potentially kill you. But it’s BAD OMG

Is cleaning and scrubing the new normcore? Like, cleaning your pristine bathroom ironically because you have minions upon minions to do it for you? God Kristie, don’t do that, you’ll just make me despise you, when my opinion of rich people isn’t that good to start with.

I wish I wasn’t grey myself so I could un-grey you. +1

Brainwashing your children is pretty bad, but brainwashing them AFTER they were victimised into apologising for being a victim and totally excusing their abuser, that’s just evil.