I didn’t cry, but I may have teared up a little with impotent rage since my MIL and SIL made our wedding all about them. My MIL didn’t even have the grace to congratulate me, she was crying like his son was leavin for war. It was the beggining of a trend that’s still going strong three years after the day.

No red, but some light brown, I’m the one with black hair. Genetics are funny, both my sister and my husband were blond as a child (it darkened as they got older) but I was born with a black full head of hair. My son, lo and behold, was born with light brown hair which has since fallen leaving behind golden hair. He…

I’m currently entertaining my three months old, who’s in his pram babbling away until his next feeding. That’s half past one A.M my time. Hopefully, he’ll sleep after breastfeeding, otherwise we’re in for a long night. He doesn’t cry or anything, just doesn’t sleep. I dream of the day when he’ll fall asleep and stay…

If you can afford it, please seek help. You’re much bigger than your fears and deserve far better than to be limited by them.

Yeah, I’m a teacher.I get report anxiety and final tests anxiety.

I for one, think Kanye has been really bad for Kim’s style. The “edgy” clothes he keeps choosing for her are strange and ill-fitting and her hair/makeup seep over processed and plastic. She wasn’t the queen of edgy before, but the look realy worked for her.

My OBGYN perscribed me a pill for breastfeeding mothers to avoid that panic. He also told me I might not have period for an extended time or some random spottingor or even get the period really quick, everything was normal because every woman is different. My son is almost three months old and I’ve had to very light…

You forget the part where being born in a country makes you a citizen of said country. Now, that’s irrevocable, unless the citizen asks for another nationality, but here in Portugal (a country of immigrants) you can have dual nationality. Plus, most countries have a system in place that allows people to vote in the…

Most Rushdie books are really good, my favourites are The moor’s last sigh and The ground beneath her feet.

It’s not so much having nineteen kids, it’s repressing and controling them inside your very own cult. And teaching them sex is shamefull and a sin, not a normal, enjoyable part of live. That, right there, is a recipe to mess up one or more (my bet is much more) than one of said kids.

Oh well fuck young and attractive, then.

We haven’t revealed our number either. We talk about our pasts, but not that specifically. It goes along the lines “a guy/girl I used to date said/did something funny/interesting/important to me” not I’ve slept with x number of partners. That’s absolutely irrelevant.

The Spanish have that saying: cara o culo. And I rather not look like a prune, thanks.

If I go about the order I learnt them, it’s actually my fourth, because I learnt Spanish as a child (Spanish TV for the winner) and French starting fifth grade and my native Portuguese, ofcourse. English I only started seventh grade, but it was my major in college so it should be decent. Still double consonnants trip…

Double consonnants, are my undoing, mainly because my first language only doubles the r and the s.

No, Goopy, chocolate, cheese and fucking are the tennets for a happy life. Also, possibly wine. Exercise you just do because you’re vain and don’t want to look fat. Not me though, I’m fat and I’m proud.

I can perfectly see them being shocked and disgusted if the public reaction had been largely negative. They are opportunists, for sure. Still,it must be hard.

Yeah,I spent my whole pregnancy wearing snickers, because they where the only footwear that didn’t mess with my balance. Even ballet flats seemed to trip me somehow... That rule is just dumb.

True, it’s one of the best things of being fat. I’ll be forty this year and have zero wrinkles. Most people assume I’m in my early thirties, which is funny because I never lie about my age. And if she did lie and omitted six years, who cares? It’s not like hiding a criminal past.

Regardless of my views on transitioning, I’ve got to hand it to Kim and the rest of the family. It must be very hard to see your father figure transitioning (from a purely selfish point of view, I know, but the human race is selfish). And I get what the momager says about feeling a part of her life was a lie ( I just…