Well the last half of your second sentence was scarily accurate so I guess I know where I stand in that spectrum. Thanks, I think.

JAWS: based on the novel "JAWS" by Peter Benchley.

All I remember from seeing it upon release was the sweet old lady from the first movie received an implied cavity search from the TSA. Rest of the movie felt weird after that.

I've always wanted to know if the Batman could handle the Cinnamon Challenge.

And that single circle is FLAT, GOD DAMN YOU! FLAT! NOT A SPHERE, YOU SHEEP!

What about a mall guarded by…killer robots!?
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It is still a grueling endeavor if you don't have some good team synergy. My partner and I flamed out on the first scenario and haven't had the time or courage to try again. Killer design and card art though.

Picked up Splatoon 2 'cause my Switch has been down on itself lately and I wanted to give us both a reason to celebrate. Based on the testfire, not much has changed in the game. I'm still bad at motion controls and really good at dying. The game is still fun and colorful and knows what it is about (that's ink and…

Honestly I could keep the video messages from his daughter (damn that was a rough scene and I don't even have a daughter!) and the ocean planet scenes and forget the rest of the film.

*raises two bloody pseudo-pods and in a hellish imitation of human speech, screeches "two please."*

What game made you start? 1987's Predator on the NES?

Very irresponsible. First time I tried a quarter of an edible, I stared at a campfire for three hours and drooled on myself. The second time I had uncontrollable shaking and nausea for hours. That stuff is not for newbies and can be incredibly uncomfortable and off-putting which is exactly not what you want from sex.…

Don't know if most women fantasize about gay men having closeted Nazi boyfriends or dalliances with men who like to lie about their dog biting them for money.

Agreed. This has been the only role I can stand him in. The jury is out on Friends from College until I can get around to watching it.

Hell is for little children('s menus and portions).

I can' justify buying a third game this month TnT. Hopefully this Switch thing isn't a fad and there are more MK8 nights to come.

At this point, if I were the top Illuminatus (the Grand Puba? Is that right?) I'd be terrified of how much power Beyonce is accruing. She's probably positioning to take over the whole organization.

So when I see articles about stars and their non-normative baby names (Beyonce is far from the first), it makes me wonder if accruing monetary wealth and ensuring as much is handed off to your children as possible is just to ensure they don't get the crap beaten out of them by other kids (and later on, adults) outside…

I'm honestly kicking myself at this point too! It is a fantastic little game and with how much NES I played as a kid, I'm surprised I had never heard of it.

I totally forgot they included that frame with slots to make a more traditional controller! Man I don't think any other company has invested as much R&D into their controller technology. I've got to hand it to Nintendo, it is working for me and impressive in how smooth the transition between controller states is.