It still irks me how blatant a plea for you to buy the DLC Prompto's 11th hour twist was in the main story. That being said I like him enough I'm probably going to play it once I get Pitioss Ruins out of my memories.

Pretty much my list as well, but replace Sexy Brutale (which I hope to get to one day) with Hollow Knight.

Great review Franko!

Enjoy your Noonteendu Swurtch!! 8-bits of glorious pebble action! Now with extra rocks in the processor and limited edition "used newspaper" console skin!

So delicious. And smart. So smart, they know how delicious they are.

I imagine more like dolphins. They'll know we are at the very least sentient using our quaint form of text-based information transfer and combustion engines and frolicking across the planet's surface. But once they figure out how good we taste, all bets are off.

And that doesn't count 'cause it was a murder-clown! He would've just killed you instead.

"It was the only time in my life I felt disgusted, angry, and appreciated all at the same time."

A subtle dig at the clueless pop-culture grab of a tech CEO using a song that basically derides everything they are trying to do by giving people a virtual world (of barmaids).

44% rat feces. All of them. Even the soda.

Everyone knows a shark's greatest erogenous zone is its chemically-enhanced brain. What it did to Stellan Skarsgård was just foreplay.

Over here we call it a "food hole" and that's the way we like it!

Hey! I'll have you know I've been told I have very nice tatas…for a man. Of my age.

Got up early to have a look-see at the new FFXIV expansion, which has the cute name "Stormblood". The new classes look fun and it's hard not to get excited about seeing new vistas in this very pretty game.

It is sad a canned laughtrack played in my head immediately upon finishing that joke. TV owns me mind, body, and soul.

With any luck, once this gets off the ground Trunp will be but a bad memory and an extreme lesson in politics from his white-collar jail cell.

Wasn't that the purview of like every drug cartel in 80's/90's action films? Be super, duper evil and kill cops indiscriminately when at all possible.

That song is very fucking depressing.

'Bout 4 cubits and 13-an-a-half stone.

Eden Wells taught myself and other students at UM School of Public Health and disappeared around the time the crisis hit full swing. I'm guessing the school isn't likely to be too happy about charges related to her work as a public servant obstructing justice.