Someone who critiques students by how adequate they are to a white person? A quick "that's a great GPA… for a white person" and you free up a lot of time for posting shit on Yelp.

Well if you go by Latin prefixes, as any Yale man must, you'd see that it is simply a sign for a restaurant that serves "not pizza." *smarmy chortle*

It works too. The whole ship essentially screams "analog" and is one skeleton crew away from being fully automated. You might even wonder if The Company only sent a human crew so they had someone to check out that alien.

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The close up on his mouth really sold the scene too. The viewer's fury at that point basically matched Cooper's. I'll never look at French-Canadians the same way again.

As a new comer who just finished the 1st episode of season two, my mind is fuzzy trying to keep all the love triangles and behind-the-scenes dealing going on with the characters. I can tell the show really wants me to get lost in the town and it's (to a fault) ridiculous and threatening characters. It's been fun to…

That's what I hate about marketing demographics, I keep getting older and they keep staying the same age.

I'm less concerned with gay pachyderm panic than I am with why two men would smuggle themselves inside an elephant's vagina and how the elephant feels about it.

Prey is shaping up to be a pretty fun game. I haven't spent any time with Dishonored, so I can't testify to Arkane's capabilities, but they definitely used their time on Bioshock 2 to squeeze some of the essence out for Prey. The freedom for exploration and ability to miss stuff or have to pass it by because you chose…

Even better! JFK didn't die in Dallas, spurred on the space race and the US built a space elevator. And art deco is back in fashion, but in space!

With any luck, the bear would be too embarrassed for you to take more than a couple of bites from your thigh.

Yeah, you go your trees, wildlife and bush right there in front of you. Screw nature!

Only if "CS" stands for Counter-Strike.

That, my follow internet commentator, is how you get a sandy urethra and several visits to your doctor you can't afford anymore.

How does one get in on this pool and what are the odds? I'm gonna need a windfall to cover my health insurance costs.

I'd be find with a little less telling off and a little more skin-charring laser beams coming out of his eyes.

How anyone can shit on the Democrats for that when every single one of them voted against the bill is ridiculous.

If I recall correctly his death in our world is how he get's to Roland's as well, where he proceeds to die again. Sucks to be him.

The trailer even reminds you of this with that totally unnecessary shot of a photograph of the Overlook Hotel.

*Opens can*
*Loses several fingers in the process*