Well she does get Cogsworth thrown out of the castle for discovering her plan by turning the other servants against him. It was easy, after all, they already resented him. She had concocted an elaborate scheme to buy the villager's homes out from under them using an ancient land-rights law and escaped to Switzerland…

I'll forgive any piece of pop culture if it has a song as catchy as "Be Our Guest," otherwise the things I used to love can rot in hell!

If you can stomach a bit of fan-service (and they lampoon it plenty, in the show), I'd recommend Kill La Kill. Similar vein to Gurren Lagann with some pretty satisfying characters. If you want a bit more of a horror focus, go with Parasyte: The maxim.

"Bruce Wayne had to die, but Batman never will" is all I got.

That sucks, hope you and yours feel better soon. You could try a hazard-yellow Tyvek suit and breathing mask for visiting your mom. For even more laughs, don't tell anyone you're making an appearance and when they ask, tell them you're with "Department of Homeland Security."

I've always figured Belle's end-game was to use the Beast's wealth and power to crush the townsfolk who called her weird. Disney movies are always better when they involve some form of revenge.

Oh great! I drop my WeVibe for a cucumber and now you tell me they've got some kind of planet-spanning colonial-consciousness? I just can't win.

It really is. I just finished the intro mission the 2nd time and I had to take a break. I felt like the battles were just the right pace for me, so even slower seems tedious. I've been using a Deadly Heal + 5, so every enemy I kill gives me 50% of my health back. I might bump the difficulty up to High since the game…

Short 'n' sweet: Nier: Automata, Zeldar, and Horizon lagging in third. I thought I could handle Nier on hard mode, but after replaying the first 5 minutes of the first level and seeing the credits for ending W four times, I decided Normal was more my speed. The combat is pretty similar to Bayonetta, but honestly it…

If you see him, ask when they are planning on making figurines of the living machines because I want one like hell now. Also, ask him how bad Nier: Automata is going to make us all feel, because I know it is coming. This game just reeks of tragedy.

Oh damn I didn't know the spoiler tags did that! I'm sorry! Hopefully the impact won't be lost because of it.

The parts with Mipha got me teary-eyed. And her spell was appropriate (and useful) from a gameplay and a story standpoint.

I didn't love BotW until Zora's Domain (in fact I'm wanting to hear from people who went to other cities first), but now I LOVE it! Since part of the game is recovering memories, you feel a real weight in how you interact with people who knew you versus those who just met you. Having most of an entire culture hate…

"I'd like to return my elfin twink. He's having left JoyCon issues and when I docked him, he got covered in scratches! What kind of company are you running here?"

Zoinks, those were some horny g-g-g-ghosts!!!

From what I've read of your D&D campaigns and others (having never played myself), the players typically do exactly the opposite of what the DM had in mind for a given scenario. But seeing an acid-eaten arm use it's hand as a mouth to convey vital information sounds like it is worth a few innocent lives to me.

Those hostages are gonna be taking an acid bath most likely. A villain is not so tough when they've got no hostages.

I'm diving into Zelda on the Wii U this evening when I get home, 'cause forget buying the Switch right now. I'll always love you, Wii U. I go through the first two bosses in RE7 and they were a couple of wacky characters, I'll tell you what. An insane immortal hillbilly and his *shudder* wasp-wombed spider-wife. The…

I don't think I've ever thought of Zelda and Link being romantic in any game except for Spirit Tracks. Maybe there was some flirtation in OoT and Minish Cap and Skyward Sword was pretty overt, but other than that they were two people bound by fate and the Triforce to defeat Ganon. Zelda typically disappears for most…

My only complaint is I wish they could've thrown WiiU DLC owners a bone and given us the new battle mode as a free download. But they have a new console to sell, so I shouldn't expect an favors.