Good to know he has a healthy career as a stunt cock ahead of him. What? Oh that's not what you meant by "male parts"…

Horizon looks like a ton o' fun, but more combat-focused than BotW, which has me worried that outside of shooting there is going to little else to do besides ride around the gorgeous landscape and take photos. BotW seems to be chock-full of puzzles and even the combat can be approached like a puzzle apparently. That…

That's like saying you go to the zoo to see how much shit the monkeys will fling at each other. Oh wait, that does sound like fun.

I just hope Nintendo is willing to continue or support the publication of some of those franchises on their new system. I would be all over another Bayonetta or Wonderful 102 on the Switch.

Very wise choice. I'm far more excited about Zelda, but robot dinosaurs hold a special place in my heart.

Oh that's shitty. It's apparently already out on the Japan and Hong Kong PSN stores (and they are both multi-language versions). I don't know why they just didn't release the game globally.

I'm gonna work on RE7 for real this weekend. I keep putting it off and pretending it isn't because I get really tense being chased around in games. I've also got some more Nioh to play. I think I've had a lot more fun fighting in Nioh than in any of the Souls games. It is so fast and fluid and just looks badass. If…

The reviews for Horizon have already dropped all over the place and YouTube has an overabundance of gameplay videos. I'll put up some of my own impressions next week, but it looks to be RPG-lite. You can construct outfits with different attribute bonuses (more elemental damage here, higher resistance there) and get…

"Remembering the Wii U before it just up and dies!" WHAT! The Wii U will never die! *Begins campaign to purge the heretical Switch and establish the Wii U's earthly dominion*

Here's hoping. At the very least it will be playable. Then I can use it as a benchmark when/if I get one. I'm not giving up on you yet Sunk Cost Fallacy, I mean WiiU!

Finally my investment in lesser-than electronics has paid off!

You'll have to forgive Whovian their downvoting. A hashtag once took their seat on the bus and never apologized. Or was it a hashtag that murdered their father and razed their kingdom? Either way, real bad stuff.

Dammit Nintendo, I really wish you had given out some WiiU copies as well so we could get some comparisons. I'm not buying your damn nPad right now just for Zelda.

I watched The Rock for the first time last night (thanks to this series, which always gets me in the mood for action movies) and I have to agree. It was awful. Literally the only part I enjoyed was Nic Cage's manic acting. He did a pretty good job of portraying an unsettled man who slowly unravels under extreme stress.

The whole argument of keeping people (mostly children, read: girls) safe by excluding anyone who is trans never made sense to me. As far as I know, it has always been illegal for someone to assault you in a bathroom, regardless of their sex/gender. Thinking a man/woman could assault a child and use "I'm trans, I…

I'm fully committed to hiding from the world, so I've got quite the line-up. Nioh has me in a way the Souls games never could. Even with the non-existent, name-dropping story doesn't phase me. The game play is just so visceral, fast and fun. I'm focused on duel blade and a balance of Onmyo and Ninja skills to pile on…

You misunderstood my comment. They won't physically hurt you, but they don't pull the punches when it comes to a tongue lashing.

Go tell a drag queen they are being transphobic and see how many pieces you're in after they get done with you.

Yeah. The newborn Humanlien could've looked much worse:

Thanks for the recommendation! These reviews have really tempered my expectations. Which is great, I'm a helpless sheep for hype. And US Gamer looks like a pretty good resource, so thanks for that too.