The best part was after my little fake summary, my friend asked me "Seriously? That's what this is really about?"

Yes and I'm angry because the costume change that takes off everyone else's jackets, gives him in a t-shirt! He should be naked from the waist up! These logical inconsistencies are infuriating.

I'm honestly surprised I haven't seen more yet, like Samsung cellphones and Duracell batteries falling out of people's pockets.

I've just started the 2nd chapter after some judicious (and painful) exploring in the starting area. The story isn't bad or at least not the worst. Kingsglaive and Brotherhood were both good content and a bit more necessary to the story than I think people are admitting. Also I'm pretty sure, based on the very first…

*Explores at night*
*Massive Iron Giant emerges from the earth*
*Everyone dies while I run away*
Goodbye, comrades.

Did you miss the GIGANTIC Cup Noodle billboard right next to the starting garage? They've gotta shove as much shit as possible in this game to ease those development costs, I imagine.

I managed to make a toxic ice spell (I imagine it's just yellow snow). I'm too afraid to use it because the first time Ignis was caught in a lightning spell I mis-timed, and he did this horrifying choking sound and had a seizure.

Looks like Spider-man Too: 2 Many Spidermen is going through more rewrites.

"High school geometry teacher" says it all. They can calculate the volume of fluid needed to fill a perfect sphere, but not the volume needed to fill the hole inside themselves.

Just a reminder, don't call yeast "bacteria." It is insulting to both domains of life.

Possibly one of my favorite indie games. It's kookabunga through and through.

So much to do. I'm slowly working on Paper Mario Color Splash which still manages to be delightful, if a bit dull. I am constantly annoyed by aspects they could've improved, specifically with the UI. Why not have the tablet screen organized by stacks of cards instead of one long-ass line to scroll through? Or at the…

Oh Hotline Miami. My playthroughs went roughly like this:

It took me about 4 months to beat the game. I'd rage-quit each escape sequence after 5-10 deaths and then come back a few weeks later and managed to beat it easily.

Won't be playing much. I leave for DC tomorrow for a few days of a professional conference. Might take along my PSVita and hang out with some old PS1 games. I still need to beat Resident Evil 3 and I've never touched Xenogears. I'm excited about staying near the Air & Space Museum, which I haven't seen in about 15…

Tammy Duckworth and the other diverse winners are about the only bulwark against how depressing last night was. She's incredibly inspiring and made me jealous as fuck I don't live in Illinois. I'm hoping she'll go far and be one of our greatest leaders into tomorrow.

I'm sure the GOP, whom I am loathe at this point to call "life," will find a way for this to roll onto their peons or the Democrats. Its what they excel at.

Too soft. I just melted mine into a giant block that I can use to bludgeon people to death.

I can feel my goatee growing in already.

Oh no, that's just me getting eaten by a shark to end the suffering. Don't mind me. Its nature's way.