I had totally forgotten about this. Well, hopefully critics will take him at his word and Black Widow will get a kick-ass movie…someday.

But…but Roger's boat song was pretty good right?

I'll be spending some more time digital sightseeing the same updated scenery in Skyrim with my Khajiit hunter Mr. Bojangles. We've just discovered he's a Dragonborn, which is apparently not a purely hereditary trait, who just loves sucking up them dragon souls. I'm doing myself a favor and heading directly west this…

They are definitely good actors and charming enough. There's just nothing in that trailer that demanded so much praise.

Are original, big-budget musical films such hot commodity that they can carry a well-trod romance about an actress and musician trying to make it in Hollywood?

Teledildonics is the solution for all of your long-distance sexual issues.

"Karma, it turns out, is a borscht."

Other than the loading packs, which were I'm sure planned before release, I don't recall any patches coming out. It's even stranger that just about any other games lets you control the volume of the background music and menu noises. Very odd oversight that I can only assume was due to limitations on the WiiU.

Even more egregious than the sudden change in auditory tone is their terrible habit of laying it over the voicetrack, making it impossible to hear what characters are saying and completely undercutting some more emotional scenes.

I dropped some dough to get the Skyrim DLC, which gets me the remaster at a discount. This time I think my goal will be to just get to the DLC and enjoy that, having been bogged down in all the boring Dovakin stuff last time.

And like the best porn, you will be crying by the end.

Yes, except in certain cultures it was called Digest Readers.

Now that could've raised some serious cash for the women.

"Finally, there’s the aforementioned crowd, which includes a handful of people who are filming and taking pictures of the smashing. These people don’t try to stop him, which sends a message almost as clear as destroying the star in the first place does."

Pretty much everyone in my neighborhood walks their dog by my window, so I can't/don't want to own a dog, but at least I get to see a ton of them everyday.

What kind of dog?

Bland was my exact same reaction. Looks like I'll be making yet another argument for the WiiU's existence soon. I do miss the wacky variety of TYD, but I can deal with it. Especially because all of the environments look so lush. I hope the RPG elements come back in the future. The latest Mario & Luigi game was a…

Congrats! Have you started to gain all the powers of iodine? Like, uh… sublimating into a violet gas?

Fuck! $125! It is probably cheaper to kidnap Adele and force her to sing at your backyard, candle-lit dinner. Splurge on some nice wine and share with Adele for a gracious encore.

Is level 150 the one where everybody you meet either bows down before you or throws you their stuff as they turn and run?