Video games do pose a tremendous hazard to our nation’s children. Even now, as a 40-year old man, I still find myself jumping on turtles, eating wild mushrooms, and climbing down random sewer pipes.

Young and naive is a great thing to be.  Better than old, corrupt, and fucking dumb as shit like this idiot. 

I’d like to take this moment to remind everyone that it all started going downhill for Boston when Lauren Theisen referred to them as the ‘Tics.

You have dope kids.

Are people seriously going to Disney World to start shit? WTF?

More proof that Kanye was right. Today, sad white men are choosing to be owned.

LeVar Burton and Ta Nehisi Coates need to appear in Kanye’s bedroom some night dressed as ghosts and make Ye read some damn books.

Occam’s Razor: what Browns fans use to cut themselves.

Maybe we’re reading too much into this, and the simple answer is the correct answer: the Browns don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and this is further evidence of it.

Also he should be pushed into a river to see if he sinks or floats and if he floats he should be burned at the stake.

I don’t think that is enough. He probably should be banned from the league and arrested for assault.

Calling a ref a “bitch-ass motherfucker” when you switched playground teams because you didn’t want to compete against the best players, like, deserves its own Alanis Morissette song.

Why the fuck are there so many comments pissed that a PS4 controller is the image? How is this the thing to get angry about? Put the fanboy-dom to rest. Jesus.

“You call that a long shot? From that distance I wouldn’t even need a rifle to hit a small child, hiding behind another child.” -Dana Loesch

“I really believe I’d run in there even if I didn’t have a weapon.”

Am I supposed to be upset over this? It sounds to me like ESPN should have been smart enough not to trash one of their sponsors in a headline in the first place.

Of all the different ways I’ve gained new abilities in video games, singing softly to animals as a baby fox is definitely my favorite.

UPDATE: This has certainly taken a turn:

Welp, here I go, buying Dark Souls for the 4th time.