One of my best friends LOVES to go to the movies, I love watching them at home and can be a bit of a movie snob. However, I love my friend, so I go with her to Saturday matinees every few months. I’m confident this will be a requirement of the friendship code. Then again, we’re both 40, so we’ll be snarking our asses…

I'm old. I only go in the daytime.

Why. The fuck. Is Rebel Wilson still in movies where she’s not the lead. Is she too funny? Is that the problem? Must be.

It legit took me ages to figure that one out.

I’ve read a few times now that Governors can’t really do much to stop immigrants. The State Department has final say on who can get in the country. Once in the country, any person is free to move about as they please, without interference from states.

A. I can’t think of a more efficient way to churn out more religious militants than by giving an official U.S. government seal of approval to oppressing said religious groups.

I was proud when my kids nerded out on Monty Python’s Holy Grail. I remember them in elementary school reciting lines: “I fart in your general direction!” “Blue...no...aaaaaaahhhhh...”

Probably ends with a pinch instead of a swirl.