Yeah, in a rare example of a situation where TSA-style backpack searching would actually have been useful.

That was quite annoying. I wrote it off in my head as "but they needed them the next day and maybe legal stuff would take longer and srsly huh."

Well, yeah, but that doesn't count. If only there was a word to describe the situation when two apparently contradictory statements are both presented as being true!

Thank god somebody else remembers paradox. I was beginning to think I'd hallucinated that dapper fellow.

Well, compared to the article at least…

So basically…

Exactly. April could stick up for Jerry in her own mind, where nobody could see, without ever sticking up for Jerry in front of anybody else.

He was a quasi-antagonist at least since he dumped Ann without her realizing it - that same episode had him trying to feed Ron a mushroom burger, fer chrisakes.

"Good Lord woman, no." - Ron's response to Anne asking if they made out. Still, she does seem like his type, except for her make-everyone-happy tendency. If nothing else, this episode played off that.

Let alone April? Fucking with people is what she does. It's a standard "these characters really like each other after all" moment, but I still liked it. April's being protective! Of Jerry! It's basically one of the only times anyone in the parks department has done something nice for him - she made Chris look like a…