Damn. Even fake FIFA is crooked.

Behaviorally, ironically, indicative of the 1% I think. They are at the top and are more interested in staying there than actually “being” the best. This is a form of cheating. Bust ‘em down to zero stats... hell, put ‘em in the negatives and make ‘em work for it.

Part of the allure of American Gladiators (and Rollergames too, I remember that!) was that the shows weren’t advertised at all and we didn’t have full TV on-screen guides (except for the paper versions), so we stuck it out with a lot of shows that wouldn’t get one shot today.

The sandwich is perfect though, because if you had to look at a fat yinzer Steelers fan and design a sandwich based on that appearance then honestly the Primanti Brother’s sandwich is a little too well put together.

This is very similar to how I fix my toilet by just absolutely konging out a monster deuce in there and then just walking away until someone else has to use it.
Did it fix it? I don’t know, but it certainly was a thing I’ve done. 

The beating was so severe, she said, that it ruptured the injections in her buttocks.

Kinda. I mean, if there’s someone in her family tree who is Native American, sure, tell someone if you want. I’m not entirely sure who this relative was and how it fits in her ancestry, so is that person the only one supplying the “blood” in her family? Who are the direct descendents and how do they relate to her?

Gotta say, as someone agnostic on Warren, I am astounded that she was tone-deaf and ignorant enough to go full Blood Quantum/Race Science on this. What an absolutely embarrassing own goal. There were people defending this here on the original piece, and I cannot for the life of me figure out how/why.

you know, i dont follow mma, so this guy could be a twit in other contexts, but I like it. I come from a traditional martial arts background and one thing that i HATE about mma is that it turns something i was raised to revere into a loudmouthed game for show-boaters and bullys. maybe this is all show, but that, and…

Kobe Bryant literally acknowledged that the woman who he raped did not view the incident as consensual. That’s a flat admission of rape, but nobody’s forcing Kobe out of anything. Fans can justify an awful lot if the player is good enough. 

The NBA also has very blatant tanking, which relegation would instantly solve

Update (6:42 p.m. ET): A reader tipped us off to an extremely NSFW porn tweet from the Oilers. It is an ass with something in it. Coincidentally, the tweet references a prospect named Tyler Bunz.

I’m just happy for Curtis, he seems like he’s really gonna like his new home.

But she was cool with him being a federal justice before that. 

I think this is one of those rare situations where both sides are right.. Bell for his obvious reasons, and just maybe instead of being the “evil” org deadspin loves to spin on ownerships, the steelers dont want to fill their salary cap up with a RB who already has a lot of wear and tear. Both sides are doing what is…

Dr. Pepper is not Cola you monster.  Although where I’m from everything is called pop so what the fuck do I know.

If this is a serious comment, I truly hope you can pull out of the spiral. Remember that the most successful people in our society have failed spectacularly and have only come to be successful by pushing through. Good luck kind stranger. 

I’m definitely glad he was fired over this. Security guards are supposed to be silent but deadly.

For this guy to get caught, some stuffy pants had to admit they were watching farting videos on the internet.

“Don’t let us down, Saucy.” With those final words, his gaze lingering as he weighs his masterpiece one final time, Billy Haisley closes his lap top and sits in silence for a moment. He stands, looks at his reflection in the mirror, and thinks to himself, “I did something important today.”