Depends if you view time as continuous or discrete.

Google Glass might have been a failure but the concept speaks to some bigger failures of technology and optometry, which is that “glasses” really haven’t changed all that much for hundreds of years. Sure, the lenses are now thinner plastic, and your bifocal line can be erased so your lenses look seamless, but…

Damn. Even fake FIFA is crooked.

Behaviorally, ironically, indicative of the 1% I think. They are at the top and are more interested in staying there than actually “being” the best. This is a form of cheating. Bust ‘em down to zero stats... hell, put ‘em in the negatives and make ‘em work for it.

Part of the allure of American Gladiators (and Rollergames too, I remember that!) was that the shows weren’t advertised at all and we didn’t have full TV on-screen guides (except for the paper versions), so we stuck it out with a lot of shows that wouldn’t get one shot today.

The sandwich is perfect though, because if you had to look at a fat yinzer Steelers fan and design a sandwich based on that appearance then honestly the Primanti Brother’s sandwich is a little too well put together.

This is very similar to how I fix my toilet by just absolutely konging out a monster deuce in there and then just walking away until someone else has to use it.
Did it fix it? I don’t know, but it certainly was a thing I’ve done. 

I wish we’d stop blaming “the internet” and start blaming the specific social media sites that are designed as negativity funnels. Twitter and Facebook’s design philosophy of letting any random person from anywhere comment on every page, with no smaller community level moderation, all but guarantees that this sort of…

I think he wrote himself into a corner that he can’t come up with a satisfactory way to get out of. He knows the broad strokes of the story he wants to tell, but he can’t get all the pieces from where they are to where they need to be in a way that’s narratively compelling and feels natural.

I think he’s got pages. Thousands and Thousands of them.

The beating was so severe, she said, that it ruptured the injections in her buttocks.

Kinda. I mean, if there’s someone in her family tree who is Native American, sure, tell someone if you want. I’m not entirely sure who this relative was and how it fits in her ancestry, so is that person the only one supplying the “blood” in her family? Who are the direct descendents and how do they relate to her?

Gotta say, as someone agnostic on Warren, I am astounded that she was tone-deaf and ignorant enough to go full Blood Quantum/Race Science on this. What an absolutely embarrassing own goal. There were people defending this here on the original piece, and I cannot for the life of me figure out how/why.

you know, i dont follow mma, so this guy could be a twit in other contexts, but I like it. I come from a traditional martial arts background and one thing that i HATE about mma is that it turns something i was raised to revere into a loudmouthed game for show-boaters and bullys. maybe this is all show, but that, and…

Kobe Bryant literally acknowledged that the woman who he raped did not view the incident as consensual. That’s a flat admission of rape, but nobody’s forcing Kobe out of anything. Fans can justify an awful lot if the player is good enough. 

The NBA also has very blatant tanking, which relegation would instantly solve

Update (6:42 p.m. ET): A reader tipped us off to an extremely NSFW porn tweet from the Oilers. It is an ass with something in it. Coincidentally, the tweet references a prospect named Tyler Bunz.

I’m just happy for Curtis, he seems like he’s really gonna like his new home.

But she was cool with him being a federal justice before that. 

“Don’t let us down, Saucy.” With those final words, his gaze lingering as he weighs his masterpiece one final time, Billy Haisley closes his lap top and sits in silence for a moment. He stands, looks at his reflection in the mirror, and thinks to himself, “I did something important today.”