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Seriously. It didn’t sell well then, won’t sell well now. People (who actually buy cars) just hate wagons - it’s like the uncanny valley of a SUV/CUV/sedans size chart

Perhaps if they could somehow extend the range...

Well assuming that gentleman is somewhere between 14 and 18 feet tall, I’d say the MX-30 is probably about 450 inches long.  

This stuff is magic, Wear a respirator

I’m going to make a movie just like Yesterday where a guy wakes up and suddenly nobody but him remembers Steely Dan, and it will be a documentary about my life.

You go into a slack to try to find a single person to talk to about why there are no cigarettes in the Yesterday universe one time, and you create a monster.

That’s what I saw.

oh, a Dodge Magnum

“First production model to have integrated grille and headlamp”? Ahem, the Mercury Sable begs to differ.

I dunno, I’m getting bad vibrations from this one. 

So they made a Mustang, “electric-quiet” so the crowds don’t hear you coming.

No, it’s like golf, the most evil of all sports. It goes:

It’s the brand of Vape Juice that’s sponsored the Subaru World Rally Team

Old Golf:

Call me boring if you want, but I haven’t really liked many BMW designs after my favorite BMW, the 540i 6 speed. Simple. Elegant. Not overstyled. It was a tremendous drivers car.

Yes wider, and then maybe use some beeswax to sculpt it up at the ends