And just like a real truck it even has a special place to store my urine bottles and lotion. They’ve thought of everything!

A strong independent team that don't need no can 

Them 2-piece windows, that rear finish, that paint, them turbofans....

Porscletariat

GM calls it’s employees “expenslings”

Well, when drive a silver cr-v there’s always a bit of room left for drama

I assume you’re talking about by police. You’re easy to notice if you’re driving erratically, or much faster or slower than traffic, or changing lanes aggressively. Cops are looking for behaviors, not colors.

The dude didn’t tighten his manifold rivets. It probably popped a warning on his laptop, but he kept going.  Seen it a thousand times....

Just in case you need to rob a bank on your way back from the office.  

OK, let’s talk VIN etching. You’re gonna need the VIN etching, because a thief can steal one of these babies in a second. (mutters to self: what are you saying, just close the deal, close the deal)

I had to damn near get into a fist fight with one particular finance dude at a Nissan dealer once (on a pre-owned 370Z) over that kind of attitude. It took nearly a half hour to do paperwork because of his insistence on trying to sell me on all that crap using every trick in the book, right down to openly (and loudly) …

True, also: everyone that works here gets the paint and fabric protectants on their cars, only suckers go without them. You’re not a sucker, are you?

hyper green, the exact opposite of boring

Buy green. Green works well on most cars. Forest green, olive green, British Racing green, etc. Just don’t do metallic green.

No, 40k a year would be obscenely high mileage for a car to average.

A car sitting in a garage makes 0 horsepower.

The message of your comment is contradicted by the existence of you comment.

Can you imagine being so petty that you care whether someone has something attached to their car that is not functional nor a risk to others?

All this means is that people with used cars and yellow guards will upgrade to the purple guards so they can make others think their car is new.

Unlike the six or seven-barred western weapons this weapon has an amazing eleven barrels.