Vagina Mutumbo

“Ties were not uncommon occurances back in the old days.”

Holy shit

Shocker.

+2 (in the pink)

Idea for Antonio Brown’s next pair of game shoes:

Bring back the ambulance bowling over players!

How long before EA wises up and starts coding intentional “glitches”? Like, can we see the kicker boot the placeholder through the uprights or something next year?

Stefon Diggs is going to be a superstar in this league if he stays healthy.

I like your bold anti-child beating stance.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

People take their Beltran versus Beltre very seriously around here.

That’s a pretty tenuous grasp you have on those straws.

K, what should we post about instead today?

If he hollers, let him go, Lewis.

Its amazing how well a QB can play when the defense isn’t continually making contact to his head with the crown of their helmets.

No, you can’t say that at all. You could say he shouldered the pain for many years. That would count.

So it turns out these “neutral doctors" were, in fact, a bunch of Jags.

Geeeeenooo Smiffff!!!