The answer would depend largely on what the desired "outcome" would be? Are you talking performance? Aesthetics? Repair/Maintenance?

I posted this article on my Facebook page with the following commentary. And like Aaron Foley, I, too, take great pride in Detroit, warts and all.

It's plainly obvious that the Hyundai was acting provocatively, mean out on the street corner at night alone. The Bobcat, responding to its primal urges, responded by trying to mate with the Hyundai, but the Hyundai, being a tease, rebuffed the Bobcat's advances. So what we have here is a clear case of automotive rape.

Canned tomatoes are riper and more flavorful than the ones in the produce section. If you must used fresh, find a local farmer's market or roadside stand.

I have been touched by His Noodly Appendage.

R'amen.

Ditto that. The Yugo should have been called the Nogo. While I was going to college in Marquette, Michigan, my parents came up for Parents Weekend. They crossed the Mackinac Bridge less than an hour before a Yugo was blown off the bridge.

Was a yugo actually blown off mackinac bridge?

Hey, y'all, watch this . . .

The human capacity to perform moronic acts knows no boundaries.

Yeap, there's your problem right there.

Hello, My Name is:
Officer Barbrady

Well, I don't play by your rules. In fact, there isn't a chili rule I'm afraid to break. I've made Three-bean chili, vegetarian chili, thrown in carrots and celery in, heck, tossed in a can of whole ketnel corn once, just fot S&Gs. Made it from starter, scratch, V-8 juice, whatever. It's all good and it all comes out…

Harumph!

Gabby Johnson is right!!!

Or vegetarian chili (bean o' plenty).

What about vegetarian chili?

Awesome, America. Just awesome. That sound you're hearing right now? That's all of Europe laughing at us.

You, sir, win an Internet.

Dude, wut?

Well, if no one else is going to say it, I will.

I think we've just witnessed the birth of a new meme.