can we get a portion of the audience to go in Hawaiian shirts and jorts?

another gun could have snagged the trigger right? or am i thinking to simply about it

i actually gave them a chance, after the tebow orgy i needed to not watch espn, but other than Jay and Dan (who are hilarious) and garbage time, the other programs make me want to stab my eyes out

i now imagined that nightmare scenario in my head and i want the terror to stop

A highly cromulent explanation of what the hell cromulent even means

thank you Phillyisdirty for your unbiased commentary and bedroom suggestions

You’re a towel!

Rinaldo for a 3 round pick was my favorite. nothing like trading a mentally insane goon for a solid pick. thanks boston!!!

this is the best comment on here I’ve seen in quite sometime. if only we still had the ghost of Chris Pronger and his contract to throw in to sweeten the pot

i am a bitter flyers fan, but the reasoning is all there. don’t even get me started on the yinzer fan base

Malkin is a low key one of the direst players in the league, letang has serious anger issues and this playoffs has almost hurt someone a couple times. Crosby is great but he is softer than a roll of Charmin.take a look at the playoff series a couple years ago against the flyers to see what im talking about

if there was a mount Rushmore of hot takers who would be on it? also what would we call the monument?