Parents. Parents buy this for kids, just like the 3DS. It’s amazing how many of you still don’t understand Nintendo. 

Kids who just want to play Pokémon. 

I’ll take every single piece of that collateral damage for the reasons you mention. Every conservative dipshit is already all, “BUT BILL CLINTON BUT BILL CLINTON!”

I’ve seen so much worse on white people (men and women) down here in the 9th level of hell. No one would flick an eye at her if she was white woman wearing that. Policing of black bodies with the sole goal of humiliating and demeaning us for taking up space is something that white people love to do.

Gorgeous. It’s everything I could want. Except maybe with a V8, because I’m a troglodyte.

I once saw two kids shame their father* into moving out of a handicapped parking space by saying “DADDY YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO PARK THERE” in their outside voices (they were outside, after all) and pointing out all the other parking spaces available. “PARK IN THAT ONE.” He initially tried to shush them but that didn’t…

Somehow, a dude working for YouTube and yet not knowing how social media and/or viral videos work is so fucking appropriate.

Yeah, he works for YouTube and his name is Christopher Cukor. He’s shut down all his social media.

“In what population size?” Maricopa County has a population of 4.3 million. NY City 8.6 million. LA 4 million. Chicago 2.7 million. So Maricopa County has more police shootings than cities famous for their crime rates with more than 3x the population.

And yet, as I approach retirement age, I have yet to meet you or someone who holds your dumbass, racist, fascist views speaking in their own voice.

Well, actually (since you’re being that Becky Schooling the Blacks again), the LEIN system is only a first step for criminal backgrounds. Fingerprints, biometrics even, are ALSO kept in various federal and state databases for those who are accused of welfare fraud, try to become foster/adoptive parents, apply for…

The issue, as I understand it, isn’t with air pressure as much as wind velocity creating lift on the roof structures. Especially so if the envelope of the building is compromised by a window or door opening being broken open. Then the roof pulls off and everything inside ends up outside. I worked in architecture and…

As a great philosopher and poet once said...

I’ve been fine with the goofs so far but I would caution the team that in the event of a goal against the Netherlands they should be careful with any finger in the dike celebrations

It’s a lot like how the GOP treats veterans.

+1812

If England is upset, they can come over here and burn down the White House again. 

Or like how in America bananas are seen as nourishment while in England they are viewed as aerial projectiles to be hurled at black players?

Ah yes, the country that declares the Men’s World Cup trophy (created by a Frenchman and awarded by an organization based in Switzerland) is “coming home” anytime they string a couple of victories together is schooling us on arrogance. Got it.