Everyone knows the entire French language is founded on insults.

You don't win by sucking.

Congratulations?

I'm gonna duck out of here before things get serious...

They did a news program about her knitting circle.

" That page reads 'If God hadn't wanted us to masturbate, then God wouldn't have given us thumbs."

The "Ingrid" 375 Special — A Scaglietti shape, custom built for director Roberto Rossolini to give to his wife, actress Ingrid Bergman. "Here's looking at (your Ferrari), kid."

There are so many great choices - but the Zagato 250 GT is true class.

Superamerica 45 - gorgeous

Am I doing this right?

Obvious Choice Is Obvious

But I believe this one is.

Before someone says this......

I am quite fond of Eric Clapton's creation-

and a graph for the TL;DR crowd

"His is also very slightly shorter and not as long."

I've known several people with MKV and MKVI GTIs they have not had any problems