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You must be new here. Mild disagreements don't warrant 6th-grade level apoplectic name-calling reactions here. We respect civility and can take a good-natured ribbing here in the Jalopnik community. I apologize if I touched a nerve with the "optometrist" crack but, frankly, you might want to consider chilling out a…

It's simple, the engine compresses the air molecules so tightly together that they become enraged like a bunch of soccer hooligans. When the fuel gets injected near the end of the compression stroke all of the air is like, "OY! Get the hell out of here!" to which the fuel replies, "Dude, we didn't ask to be here.…

Imagine if you were driving a rat rod?

Seriously though, are you saying that they weren't given time to get financing? They had to pay $7k on the spot that day, or forfeit the car? If that is the case, then yes, that would be dickish of Oprah. I highly doubt that is the case though.

The Americans had a war with Britain.

It was suggested that Canada declare war on the U.S. ,then immediately surrender.

Nah man. Nah.

Thought about it.

Wow. A 20 year old driving a BMW like they are invincible. Color me shocked.

Forget the racing. He should be arrested for that colour scheme:

I live in Battery Park City and work in the financial district. I frequently cross the West Side Highway late at night (I work long hours). Fuck you.

Good! Blatant disregard for the law like this needs to be punished. Take it to the track.

Crime that hurt no one? That's like saying that you've driven home drunk a hundred times and hurt no one - and then bitch about being arrested for a victim-less crime on the 101st time. This is why we have laws against DUI - because eventually the drunk driver will hurt/maim/kill someone. This is the reason why…

Yeah yeah save the vitriol... I'm no fan of the NYPD at all (probably called them Fascists a few times myself), but the point is pretty obvious here: prevent copycats. Afroduck basically encouraged it, and when you start to have more people racing around NYC with impunity, you're bound to have something bad happen…

This is what happens when car guys do stupid shit and put people in danger. You get arrested. Keep it on the track.

Statute of limitations.

Yea since we will be up in the place! WHAT! jk. Tied to my desk til 6. I've got a date tonight. Booty before bros...you understand.

I'll be right over to wait for this dude to show up. I'm in Alexandria currently. When he doesn't we are hitting the town.

Oh, hey, look - a racecar. The twin-turbo diesel Cayenne. Move the goalposts on turbo vs. twin-turbo, and you *will* be mocked.