MOTHERFUCKER MY BROTHER-IN-LAW PULLED THAT “stop signs outlined in white are optional” BULLSHIT ON ME AND IT LASTED LIKE THREE DAYS BEFORE I RODE WITH HIM AGAIN AND HE LAUGHED HIS ASS OFF AT ME FOR THINKING THAT WAS A REAL THING

Tex-Mex culinary heritage? That would be white people taking Tejano food and fucking it up?

BLASPHEMER!!!

I HAPPEN TO HAVE IT ON VERY GOOD AUTHORITY THAT OPPOSITELOCK IS RUN BY A CLANDESTINE CABAL OF people with too much time on their hands and the desire to exert a small amount of control over semi-anonymous people on the internet.

“the median Activision employee made $93,660 last year”

Liberals don’t own media corporations, conservatives do. Busting Trump’s balls is good for business, otherwise everyone else would act like Fox News.

Okay but who makes a Jeep truck out of a Wrongler?

You’re being obtuse. I’m telling you that engine braking puts as much wear on your transmission as regular driving.

Fine. Hydraulic computers and clutches and bands and servos and pumps and pistons and carriers and gears. Still the same.

This is dumb. There’s as much “wear and tear” on the transmission regardless of what direction the force is coming from. It’s just gears.

If your vehicle crumples like a soda can and there is no room left for you inside of it, I bet you would fly out of it too. The roll bar is touching the god damn steering wheel.

You ask for evidence that his cage may have lead to his death, I provide a direct quote where he says he is not a “profession fabricator” and there is photographic evidence that the vehicle is in a crumpled heap. I can’t help you more than that, buddy.

• “do you have any proof it was subpar or led to his passing?”
  

The...TJ. Had a bendy grille. So did the YJ.

I disagree. As soon as I saw a JL I knew it wasn’t a JK. The bent grille really brings it back to the TJ, and makes it look like a Jeep a lot more than the JK ever did.

Somewhere behind a desk, a CBP agent’s pants tighten.

The study does not mention meat, and it does not mention risk of contamination by eating, only pesticide contamination that falls well within legal limits. Stop pulling stuff out of your ass.

It’s fuckin’ beige.

When does Oppositelock get a finder’s fee for all the fantastic talent poached from our dirty grease-stained corner of Kinja?

Funny, I looked it up and there are zero peer-reviewed articles that say GMOs have any ill effect on the body.