My wife, learning I had a motorcycle license, took the MSF course and received hers as well. Now her goal is to get a motorcycle before I get one again.

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That’s why my standard is “Porcine Fornicator”

No, the Daulerio Rule is don’t be a snarky fuck in court or you’ll lose the case.

“it will drastically and negatively impact how I communicate with those individuals and entities in the future.”

Bill don’t be a mega-douche

108,000 miles is the definition of high mileage. The manufacturer fully expects you to get rid of your clunker after 100,000 miles and buy a new one.

His quick explanation and the way he is talking makes me think he knows he done fucked up.

Pretty sure when my sister left her husband, two kids, and the dog I became my parents’ favorite child.

4,400 miles and I bet it has a cracked exhaust manifold.

Pretty sure Alduin died from old age in my Skyrim game.

Fuckin this one.

“the comment was totally unintentional”

Hell that’s impressive.

I see the face of an R33 GTR in it.

No joke - first big boy job I had, our president had a R129 SL500 that he sold for an R230 SL500 because he had two tires go flat on him and “you can’t trust those older sports cars”. Fucker used company money for it as well, which is probably why they went under.

A helicopter doesn’t fit down an alley.

I think the pillar fabric in E46 vehicles is made not to stick to the pillars.

I beat on my E46 like it owes me money, and it rewards me with peeling interior fabrics and a stuck god damn sunroof shade.

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