And if you would like your 6spd manual with AWD and a 20hp bump, the next-gen TL can be had for $15-$20,000 depending on mileage.

You keep saying “security clearance” like it’s a stamp, that every person with a clearance has the same one from the same agency. That is not the case. Also, Hillary never took SCIF information home, put it in a desk drawer, and then lied about it. Also, Hillary never did this as the head of one of the most powerful…

Respectfully, the head of the mother fucking CIA was fucking his biographer and deliberately sharing classified information to keep her interested in fucking him and writing his book.

It warms the cockles of my heart knowing that Dave Attell is as cool as I think he is.

Neato!

thanks, DAD

Unless they’re decals, something is fucky about a “2002 E46 M3" with face-lift headlights.

Well fuck them too I guess.

No you didn’t reference any specific flag except to mention it was one at a McDonald’s location.

A take so edgy I cut myself on it.

The McDonalds flag is not the flag of the United States of America, as appropriate as it would seem.

It was a political statement. The same sign of respect and loss given to deceased public servants, servicemen and servicewomen, and on days or remembrance was used as a political statement. It’s trashy and disrespectful. It was far from appropriate.

No person at that institution has the authority to lower the US flag to half-staff. I would say it was disrespectful to do so after the presidential election.

Stupidest thing I did to my CJ3A was a Rhinoliner interior. It looked awesome until I actually started driving it.

*she

US Customs and Border Protection is the largest federal law enforcement agency of the Department of Homeland Security. CBP crushes cars.

Even with the similar model loophole, the engine was never tested or certified for US emission requirements, and is still illegal. The car is definitely illegal as far as the federal government is concerned. Plus, for the similar model ruling you have to submit to the government that the vehicle is similar enough and…

Illegally is how. Also, Texas does not give a shit about registering vehicles; it’s the Feds you have to watch out for. Here’s to hoping a Homeland Security agent doesn’t read Jalopnik.

Audi has campaigned the most successful LeMans tractor ever and they should be congratulated.