They’re playing Wham! over the stereo during lunch. That is all 

I will be officiating a wedding and was invited to the bachelor party, but would rather decline considering 1) I’m the officiant and 2) it seems lame as hell. The party will be a baseball game in the city and then “hitting the town”, which means walking around until we find a bar with 8 open seats or something. I need…

A month ago my wife started her 2005 Honda Pilot and shot sparks out from under the driver-side front tire. I smelled smoke and told her to shut it off. Couple weeks later it’s dead, so a new starter and battery go it, and I promptly smoke the starter. The engine is seized. No clue how it happened. I haven’t seen any…

FYI, P/N BALM-66-122 is a turn signal stalk that will not cancel the turn signals on a 3rd gen Mazda6 with auto lights. You’ll want BALN-66-122. Ask me how I know.

It’s before 7AM and my current supervisor on loan from another state is singing songs from Les Mis at the top of his lungs. I’m hoping the 5" naval gun across the street is actually functional and can be aimed at my office trailers.

keep flagging those comments because you’re mad and I’ll keep clearing them. Stop abusing the comment flagging system. You know who you are...

Rad as balls.