What are the chances that three vehicles in a row all have nails in their tires, when all the owners happen to be standing at/near the service counter? Dad took mom’s Land Cruiser in for service and they found a screw in one of the tires, along with two other customer vehicles. I’m wondering if some bored tech is…

Probably dumb to post this here, but my phone number is damn near identical to a police non-emergency number, and I get all sorts of voicemails about missing items, issues with relatives, and in one case a potential kidnapping. Yesterday I got two voicemails from a “congressman” in PA; an irate one about a welfare…

Given the current price trend on old VWs, this internet picture would go for $150,000 at auction, but I’m giving it to you for freesies. You’re welcome, unwashed masses of Oppositelock.

They’re playing Wham! over the stereo during lunch. That is all 

I will be officiating a wedding and was invited to the bachelor party, but would rather decline considering 1) I’m the officiant and 2) it seems lame as hell. The party will be a baseball game in the city and then “hitting the town”, which means walking around until we find a bar with 8 open seats or something. I need…

A month ago my wife started her 2005 Honda Pilot and shot sparks out from under the driver-side front tire. I smelled smoke and told her to shut it off. Couple weeks later it’s dead, so a new starter and battery go it, and I promptly smoke the starter. The engine is seized. No clue how it happened. I haven’t seen any…