I leave for a week or so and you martians have managed to break Oppositelock and then glue it back together backwards. Who thought this was a good idea?

I leave for a week or so and you martians have managed to break Oppositelock and then glue it back together backwards. Who thought this was a good idea?

In KY. Drinking some Woodford Reserve Double Oaked. Good times. 

Just got a phone call about a suspicious bag at a terminal in an airport. Luckily I’m not the cops, but I know their correct number and told the caller. Guess I should watch the news over the next day or two.