Cannot unsee. Fuck.

@A Magician Named Gob: I know what you mean, I just couldn't resist the set up you gave me.

@A Magician Named Gob: Accords actually stop when you press the brake.

@HitmonInfinity: Best iTunes icon I've found yet. You're welcome.

@keivan.moallemi: Oh shit, I was making a joke about how the dude sounded exactly like Ice Cube, but it really is Ice Cube. Awesome.

Is that Ice Cube on the other end of the radio?

@BetaMaxx11: You know it. Keep them links comin'.

@Stem_Sell: I should've hearted you a long time ago. Your puns are incredible.

About halfway through the first video, I asked myself: "Why the fuck am I watching this? This is disgusting." And then I thought, "Oh yeah, it's on Giz. I watch everything that Giz posts."

I'll stick with Gmail, thank you very much. Facebook owns enough of my life as it is.

@tetracycloide:

When he held the camera over the side, just, man.

@oholiab: My thoughts exactly.

I've heard some shops in my day, and this most definitely shopped.

@The Werewolf: According to the US Dept. of Labor's OSHA site, you would have to continuously crinkle the bag for 4 hours to come anywhere near any sustained hearing loss. I would upload an image grab of the chart but for some reason it's not working. Scroll down to Table D-2. [63.234.227.130]

Godspeed was a great choice for the soundtrack. It made it feel very "28 Days Later".

@KamWrex: You ate the bottle too?! Dear heavens, now that's a case of the munchies.

That's just like, your opinion, man.

@interrogator_chaplain: WHATTT?!!?

So now she's a time traveler using an antique ear trumpet to amplify the voices in her head (from the future, obviously) to which she is clearly having a conversation with?