By far the most pivotal moment of PS:T, that stays fresh in my mind over a decade and a half since I played it, was around the middle of the game.

By that point, you’ve seen a lot of things, gone through many people’s stories, and the puzzle of your own character is slowly piecing together. At that point, you are asked…

You’re absolutely right, Bernie’s revolution was “going to happen anyways”. He considered primarying Obama in 2012 but for some reason decided it wasn’t the right time for all of the progressive policies he supposedly thinks can’t wait any longer.

No, he decided to kick things off as soon as the first viable female…

The fact that you think those duties are self-important tells us all we need to know about your politics. Speaking your piece is all you got. The rest of us will be out there actually making a difference. Without you.

You’re a nobody whose idea of grassroots is nothingness. Just taking shots at the party on blog comment sections like that’s worth a good goddamn. The real work of liberal politics is the local organizers who are actually out there trying to make a difference.

You want to shit all over them and call yourself…

You don’t know shit about “grassroots” if you think running a local party precinct makes you an oblivious hack. Get the fuck out of here.

You say “stop demonizing our allies” as if Sanders is playing some benign role, rather than poisoning an entire generation of white liberals against the only party that actually represents their ideals and has the ability to act on them.

Nobody has been demonized more than Clinton and the DNC, and that’s 100% the…

Go get fucked, Stapleface. It absolutely does matter that he’s a 10 year old, and it says a lot about your utter lack of humanity that you’re fucking afraid of him.

Red beans, andouille, and tabasco.

“The tone of [the game’s] idea – a [domestic] armed uprising in the US – doesn’t feel quite right today,” 

I can pretty much guarantee you it would have been spot on if the 2016 election went the other way. The first Clinton administration saw domestic terror groups (“militia culture”) peak, then it mostly went away…

Gawker’s most self-important writerbro is really sticking it to those lamestream media types!

No, like murdered.

You spent a good amount of time shitting on Hillary Clinton last year so bravo on that one!

You’re a sad little man

It’s actually spelled Beristein.

ETHICS IN GAMING JOURNALISM.

But why? It’s not like Quake 2 was known for maps littered with props.

Eh, that variety usually boiled down to “chase a guy down and shoot him”

I guess when you’ve embarrassed yourself this much already, there’s no harm in throwing a straw man onto the pile.

They must have paid big money for sheep that can open treasure chests, unlock doors and solve switch puzzles!

I mean, your trap dungeon wasn’t just pressure plates right? That would be silly.

And now we’ve gone from moving the goalposts to splitting hairs!