So when you said “completely different types of RPG’s” you meant they’re pretty much the same except you have NPC’s who follow you around most of the time instead of just some of the time. Got it.

And Dragon Age is?

“they make two completely different types of RPG’s”

Except they don’t, really. 

Right, because the books he wrote 20+ years ago would be hitting the US & UK Amazon bestseller lists without the games.

Love Thundercat but Friend Zone is an amazing song with a really gross and regressive message.

REPTILIANS CONFIRMED

Don’t beat yourself up over this too much. It sucks, but it’s a natural human impulse to always think of things in terms of “the road less traveled” or “the grass is always greener”.

Ultimately coming to terms with your own lot in life (and love) is a natural part of growing up, and we all make mistakes along the way.…

Oh well if the good stuff comes from Taiwan then I’m sure it will be fine if things deteriorate with China.

This is patently false. A congressionally-proposed Constitutional amendment requires a Supermajority (2/3rds) in both houses.

Republicans are 14 Senators and 46 Reps away from being able to propose an amendment to the Constitution.

After that, it has to be ratified by the legislatures of 38 states. Republicans control…

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Not really. A unified and stable Skyrim under Imperial rule is definitely not good for the Thalmor.

Iran, for all of its faults, is most definitely not “war torn.”

The really mind-blowing part was when you find a secret dossier that !!!SPOILER!!! Ulfric Stormcloak is actually a Thalmor stooge whose sole purpose is to keep Skyrim divided and weak !!!SPOILER!!!

I was planning on heading straight to Windhelm right up until I heard some NPC say “Ulfric Stormcloak is going to make Skyrim great again!”

Still looks like it came out in 2013.

It’s so fucking insane that I live in a world where I would give just about anything to have Jeb goddamn Bush be my president right now.

No really, fuck you.

You don’t get to be offended by someone saying “fuck you” and then rail about safe spaces and triggering. You’re not some victim of exclusionary dialogue, you just got called out for having a shitty opinion.

If you prioritize your “views on taxes, health-care reform or government entitlements” above the most basic civil rights of women and minorities, then yeah, you’re a bigot and a misogynist.

How is this controversial?

“I will not be voting for one of the candidates for president,” - Patrick Redford, Deadspin Staff

“If I lived in a swing state I would hold my nose and do so; since I do not, I’ll write in Piggy Poop Balls or something.” - Kevin Draper, Deadspin Staff

“Voting’s for squares.” - Billy Haisley, Deadspin Staff

“I’m gonna…

I clicked on this fully expecting to go straight to the comments to complain that Wheels on Meals got left out. You nailed it Kotaku!