Dead Bath & Beyond

Ivanka’s “job”: Show up somewhere dressed expensively, look concerned/understanding, nod, mention the word “women”, and the day’s work is done!

I’ve done Murph a couple times (no vest), and I think my best time ever was around 55 minutes. For comparison, I can run a mile in 5:30, two miles at 13:00 without feeling particularly winded, rock climb regularly at V4s pushing to V5s, and oh yeah, I played in the fucking NFL.

FedEx

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

Should have chosen Subway

More like Chad ‘Not Even’ Le Clos.

BIRDMAN 2: The Unexpected Virtue of Inanity

A good one.

I’m proud of you son