My stars, she looks beautiful! Just beautiful. I truly wish she could see what I see right now.

HA! Nice one.

That's exactly what I said. *sigh* Use capital letters when you type a sentence.

What planet do you live on?

Well, biologically speaking, they do. By that same token, men exist to impregnate women.

This is so cool! The fact that Laura is secure and confident to come out and address this head-on is a wonderful thing.

You are too precious, I love those books! And yes, it is really sweet!

Hmm, makes sense. I'm wondering if the risky sex in this case is acting like an escape, like escaping into drugs or alcohol. Or is the risky sex the outcome of escaping into drugs and alcohol... Wow, this is really interesting. Heartbreaking, too.

These are great articles, please keep it up!

Men's babies? Um, until we perfect the XX and XX combo, all babies are men's babies. Even the ones who are lucky enough to be raised by two women had to come from a man. You sunk your own battleship, kiddo.

Well, that's a valid point, but I don't agree. I don't see pressure to get married or have a baby everywhere. That's not to say it doesn't exist. And of course there are the mothers and grannies and aunties who will always want that. But so what? So what if the majority of people talk about and reflect marriage…

Yes, I agree! You have a good one, too!

I think that's how I'd feel, too. Regardless of what the case is with Travolta, that media attention and the JLH show would really piss me off, I think, if I were a massage therapist. I am increasingly growing more and more empathetic to you and the people in your profession. It's not cool to negate the time and…

Fair enough. So moving off topic here, what's your take on the new Jennifer Love Hewitt show? For people unfamiliar with your trade, do you think it might give them the wrong idea of what a massage entails? I am really curious what a masseur thinks of it, and the two I personally know aren't aware of the show at…

Thank you, Erin! This is a very good read! What I like most about your pieces, Erin, is that when you present a problem, you offer solutions. Maybe not THE solution, but a solution all the same. You don't come across as bitching about something that sucks, and why won't it stop?! No, you give weight to both…

I adore your name, BananaButt! How ever did you come up with it?

Please don't pout! Unless you want to, that is. I will send you ice cream, and if you're lactose intolerant, I will send you Brie. And if you don't like Brie, I will send you a bouquet, and if you have allergies, I shall ship to you a poem. And if you hate my poetry (which is admittedly truly awful), instead I'll…

What? I have no idea what you're saying. LMTs are people. Some are awesome, some suck, and the rest fall somewhere in between. In no way am I, or have I, said they are not reputable people. Stop, please.

He is? Really? Ooooh, Cry Baby was so long ago, wasn't it? Ha ha, ouch!

I adore Candice Bergen! Excellent example! Same with JLo. I know she's had her nose slightly refined, and something to get rid of her jowls. (I feel her pain: I started to get mine really young, too!) But yeah, no weird cat eyes, bat brows, or fish lips. What I like about Candice and Meryl is that they don't try…