Please don't pout! Unless you want to, that is. I will send you ice cream, and if you're lactose intolerant, I will send you Brie. And if you don't like Brie, I will send you a bouquet, and if you have allergies, I shall ship to you a poem. And if you hate my poetry (which is admittedly truly awful), instead I'll…

What? I have no idea what you're saying. LMTs are people. Some are awesome, some suck, and the rest fall somewhere in between. In no way am I, or have I, said they are not reputable people. Stop, please.

He is? Really? Ooooh, Cry Baby was so long ago, wasn't it? Ha ha, ouch!

I adore Candice Bergen! Excellent example! Same with JLo. I know she's had her nose slightly refined, and something to get rid of her jowls. (I feel her pain: I started to get mine really young, too!) But yeah, no weird cat eyes, bat brows, or fish lips. What I like about Candice and Meryl is that they don't try…

What was that scary slowed-down talk at the end of the Fringe preview? Looks sooooo good! Golly, I really liked what they've done with Bell.

I don't know if I want to see Hit Girl all growed up. (Intentional.) Hmm... could be interesting, I guess.

I'm not enabling him. This trial by media is gross, and if he's guilty then he should pay. However at this point, I'm not his jury or judge, I do not have all the facts, and I do not agree with this public shaming of him. So many people just assuming he's done something wrong, not even stopping to think for a…

I agree on all counts! I just happen to think he was trying to establish a consensual encounter, and the person ran off with dollar signs in his eyes.

Back it up? This isn't a trial. I'm not on trial. Is your name Law & Fucking Order? Back it up? What should I say, that I know because of where I might work, which I will have to give links of with my picture? CREEPY STALKER! That's what you are! You want my personal information. You are NOT getting it.

You're bringing more to the table than is presented, friend. You're supposing that Kelly is out of the loop or not in control of her own life. I am implying no such thing, and you're scandalous attempt to prove otherwise will not work. Her pregnancy has nothing to do with this.

I guess it's good they strapped them in? Land's sake, child, what the hell possessed these people to think that was okay?

Fair enough. Have a good night, BH!

Can't say, but just do. He really is a good person. Yeah, he might see if something might go somewhere, but dude knows when to stop. Seriously. Being a celebrity does not automatically make one an elitist asshole. Travolta is not an elitist asshole that thinks everyone exists to serve him. It's not his nature. …

True, but I know he knows restraint and when a no is a no. This, again, is all about money, not seeking real and true damages.

She is a good example of good plastic surgery: not too much, not too tight. Oh yes, she has had it. But nothing drastic, nothing extreme. Do not fret if you are not as wonderful as she at her age; she's had help. Yet marvel at her acceptance of age and the new beauty that comes with it. She's the perfect measure…

MUCH LOVE TO CASSIE!

He's not. And you're not. Let us not judge the person solely on dubious claims. Travolta's history speaks louder than accusations. This is a shake down.

Loves to you!

Please... you know, I know, we all know this isn't the case here. I'm not saying the masseur was asking for it. I'm saying the masseur wants to cash in. John doesn't force himself on people. He'll inquire, sure, but doesn't force. Trust.

I know. I failed at being funny...