Sneaky! I like it! THAT sounds like "Salute Your Shorts"!

That is horrible! Egads! Although I can see the point about critters in the cabins. I never got to go to camp, and my only insights to them were "Salute Your Shorts" and "Little Darlings". (And 'Friday the 13th", I suppose...)

Your family, did they not love your sister? I keed, I keed. But seriously, why did they send her to a camp where they would need to sneak her food? Why did not they yank her out of it as soon as they learned of that food nazi's behavior? I am sads for her, but impressed by your family's clever smuggle story. And…

Their hair looks nothing alike, aside from maybe being similar in length.

Oh, hearted! I thought "gin blossom", too!

I don't want to be called a slut, no matter how many people I sleep with, because there's nothing wrong with being sexual, and slut is an ugly word. And I don't want to be called slut anymore than I want to be called slit, or chick, or tits, or ho, or anything like that. It doesn't take away the horribleness of the…

But up until then he was cool with it? What about "Beej"... that sounds sort of slick...

I don't care if it's a stupid gun, or crazy guy who shot his wife and was creepy in David Lynch films: Breeze Beretta sounds pretty to my ear. It has a nice flow, although I think Beretta is pretty enough on its own. What I find interesting is that her initials will be BJ. I grew up with a kid who was called that -…

Ah, I meant too early to make the assumption this person wouldn't get the help he clearly needs. Ha ha, no way am I disputing the dude is crazy to the nth degree.

Awfully glad I'm not alone here. Thank you!

Aha! That sounds far more believable than her being a money grubber. Thank you!

I hear you. My father's family is plagued with mental illness, so us kids are all, "yay?" to the future. I think it's better now, mostly due to heightened awareness and access to treatment. From what older generations tell me, if you were poor back then you were poor. No options, no way to really get out of it (if…

Oh get over yourself. If she feels it was motherly instinct, it was motherly instinct. Her feelings are not your platform. Are you going to tell her what she was feeling wasn't valid or properly identified? You might have a point if the reporter said that, but the woman herself did, so she can define her feelings…

You paint a pretty picture with your words. Wow, your teacher was awesome!

Rather early to make that assumption, don't you think?

Ugh, I hate the word "titties". Maybe because everyone I knew who used the word was either one of those gross kids in junior high who made girls feel bad for having them, having periods, and just BEING a girl, or was one of the gross men who used that word around kids because it was somehow better than boobs or…

I get that. I also get that Lush's target audience aren't dudes.

Do you really want to know? Because I can tell you the answer if you really want to know.

Yes, it is. So there.

Did you see the episode of Muppet Babies where Skeeter (whom I have hated with the passion of a million suns) demanded to be Snow White, and so Piggy had to be the queen, and everyone was mean to her, and stupid Skeeter - so smug! - but then Nanny came in and was all, "cool, the wicked stepmother was the best part,…