I was going to buy it until wrong cable ties. Might as well buy a rat rod, because who cares at that point.  

The gin comes in three different flavors, if you will: 1939 Flathead camshafts from the Mexican desert, $1,279.46; 1947 Knucklehead screw-nuts from Chile, $1,163.25; and 1962 Panhead rocker arms from South Korea, $1,046.83.

They’ve really got to work on the safety of the local Taco Bells first, IMHO.

“Hey, so is it a bad thing that I see airplane lights on the runway?”

The Queensboro Bridge at the end was missing something:

I’m buying it and selling it to David Tracy for $3,500.

little known fact:

Self-driving-koala is sad.

Stupid never sleeps.

And for only another $4,995 you can get a planemax warranty covers everything from nose to tail.

Dude, you just made your stand on an article about a bionic dog.

These shenanigans could probably all have been avoided if Germany didn’t export his grandparents lol

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo

Just for you, Jason:

It’s like Porsche looked at what Singer was doing and said “we should try that”.

You can spell BOOBS in any car. It just takes a while and will only happen once.

Jason, we love you but you are dead wrong about this car.... You can spell BOOBS on the calculator when you roll it.

The SS Rattlestar Neglectica.

No Oxford comma I see...