Dodge Tradesman vans -

Why mess with perfection?

Exit... Van Left

lol yeah it’s the millions of people who have to buy cars that choose to make it suck, independently from one another.

Compliments of McMike:

TWO SCOOPS

Hmmmm.... yeah... we’re now using new cover sheets on our TPS reports.  Did you see.... the memo about this?

The ritual is very simple.

Well. It is a Mustang at a car show after all.

Be glad it wasn’t from Canada at least, our Equinox had 10 MS-13 members, an athiest, 7 ISIS members, an Ebola infected monkey, and 13 tons of high grade steel and aluminum were stashed in the center console. Oh and the gas tank had 75 gallons of maple syrup and the crankcase was filled with 8 pounds of imported butter…

Sounds right to me. The cars are just too big and long - on the tighter turns I’m surprised they don’t have to do a three pointer.

As a German-car enthusiast, the thought of all those incinerated BMWs and Mercedes makes me sad.

We also have the ‘Repo Man’ line of products:

The comments here are kind of harsh. We were all dumb rich kids once. Who among us hasn’t totaled two exotics worth half a million dollars, fled the scene of the accident, left our passport behind in the wreckage, and had the entire incident captured on two different videos only to have them both uploaded to…

Great Googly Moogly.

Doesn’t look like anything to me.

The game of Lava, Mustang, Crowds is a lot like Rock, Paper, Scissors.

LOW MILES!!! OWNED BY AN OLD MAN WHO ONLY DROVE TO AND FROM CHURCH! A/C ICE COLD!!!!

When it comes to Takatas, they’re less deadly if they’ve been deployed once.

I’m beginning to wonder if the internet is worth it.

Yes...