“Hey, so is it a bad thing that I see airplane lights on the runway?”

The Queensboro Bridge at the end was missing something:

I’m buying it and selling it to David Tracy for $3,500.

little known fact:

Self-driving-koala is sad.

Stupid never sleeps.

Dude, you just made your stand on an article about a bionic dog.

These shenanigans could probably all have been avoided if Germany didn’t export his grandparents lol

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo

Just for you, Jason:

It’s like Porsche looked at what Singer was doing and said “we should try that”.

You can spell BOOBS in any car. It just takes a while and will only happen once.

Jason, we love you but you are dead wrong about this car.... You can spell BOOBS on the calculator when you roll it.

The SS Rattlestar Neglectica.

No Oxford comma I see...

The action of going mudding makes you a redneck. It’s just reality.

You can be a wealthy hedge fund manager from Wall Street named Kip Smithers, but for those five minutes that you’re ripping donuts through a field in your Mercedes GLS, you’re a redneck.

And also with Archer.

Damn impressive. Mustangs can only crash once. Corvettes can crash multiple times. Scary. Kinda like hornets. They can sting multiple times.

Ouch, that impact probably knocked his monocle out.