Stop writing these articles.

He would spent well over a year perfecting his routine to be just so - every word, every pause was calculated. When you saw him do “the same routine on all three shows,” I assure you there were slight differences from set to set, and Carlin was just doing what he always did - perfecting perfection, one syllable at a…

Good advice. I’ll make sure to check back with you on New Year’s Eve when I need to be reminded that the number one way to avoid a New Year’s hangover is to avoid drinking too much.