REPUBLICANS DON’T UNDERSTAND HYPERBOLE!

They were ahead of their time with adaptive cruise control. Every single one always moves slower than traffic.

Did anyone understand the interview?

I’d be totally on board with a Born like flashback. He was made there and released of the Frank Castle skin when his family died.

in a world where dudes need more education on feminine heath

Nice anti-bicycle bias.

Many people have died from having medical emergencies behind the wheel. We had someone have an emergency, go off the road, and kill a cyclist. Last week someone drove straight into a house and injuried a cat. Collision detection and avoidance would mitigate these issues. Many people randomly have a seizure. I…

Prius. I swear Toyota created some sort of adaptive cruise control that magically makes every Prius go slightly slower than the flow of traffic.

My plan is to get a bulging dick so I can get child support. #marryup Or something. Love my wife.

When stopping abruptly or slowly drastically on highways, turn on your hazards until the car behind you stops. This practice can prevent accidents. Brake lights on highways means slowing for many, they’re not ready for an abrupt stop.

Had to hit the hazards yesterday and traffic calmly stopped behind me. Little…

I would have kicked his fat ass down the bleachers when he turned around.

He’s lucky he didn’t get in the face of a Wisconsinite. He probably would have been tossed down the steps in a brawl, with the Wisconsinite never spilling a drop of his beer during the tumble, then proceeding to beat the shit out of him with one hand while drinking with the other once they stopped. Once Christie’s…

Looks at surgeon wife, looks back at Tesla. I could do it.

Not all heroes wear capes, but when they do, they’re green and gold.

Wrong.

As a Wisconsinite that almost killed a Brit that tried to outdrink me, I would have called that amount breakfast.... on Tuesday.

He will also need a plan for the Darien Gap. Then there is the vehicle registrations, corruption, shakedowns, and wasted time that will have to handled at each border. I’d just fly there.

Just give it more storage space inside and up the fuel economy.

It will probably stay away from breaking 9.99 when ran on pump gas.

Ryan Reynolds is a movie with a character named David Jordan and Ryan played Hal Jordan in Green Lantern (WB). He also plays Deadpool (Fox) and the cut of life shows footage from Spider-man 3 (Sony). It’s all connected!