Who?!?

A mid 80s Z31 Nissan Z.

I have to do a top 3 because these machines top my list.

Sounds like he likes domestics so buy something that’s probably going to appreciate in value. The SS

70K, manual, fun to drive with room for a car seat?

If you aren’t a die-hard represented labor supporter you’re evil here apparently.

When Federal law enforcement does raids, the guns are always out until all subjects are contained. Regardless of the charges. Come on, don’t be so clickbaity. 

IT’S A TRAP!

This is not the van you’r looking for! CP! 

Did you look in the glovebox? George Newman did:

fuck you, nerd

Looks expensive but is dirt cheap on the used market. Is available as AWD but isn’t an SUV. Fits two people and two kids easily. Relatively reliable and cheap to repair. Only drawback is the interior tech is straight from 2010.

Pretty sure I saw Grisly River of Carnage open for Black Sabbath in the ‘80s.

if by “moves like a stabbed rat” you mean “makes it about 10 feet before gracelessly perishing,” I’m with you there

Ah, memories of early YouTube.

Good.

Clickbait headline: Ford came up with a new idea for airbags on an offroad vehicle, and it’s design will blow your doors off

Is it that sweet ass red bumper guard? Still doesn’t hold a candle to Dodge yellow.

I can’t believe one of you didn’t mention the One Platform to Rule them All

1961-69 Lincoln continental sedan (the one with suicide rear doors). This is the only right answer.