Joe wants to be “different” but he wants “mainstream” convenience. Hipsters... Anyways, what that means is that he needs to find a vehicle that shares a commonality of parts with the “pedestrian” versions of classic cars. So he’s some suggestions...

Let me know when they start making more coupes.

As a sad Niners fan, I approve of this joke.

I thought about it and all I could think of is

Came here for Egg Shen! Thank you!

As long as we keep it all in this reply chain:

Came for a Big Trouble reference, not disappointed.

Free to first 10 customers today. Just mention Porkchop Express upon entering bus.

Egg Shen approves of this.

Guessing your landlord doesn’t have internet, cause if he were to read your posts, he would of never bought it.

Clearly they are going after the off-road demographic with that garage door.