I mean, she said that video games shouldn’t be actively sexist, that seems like an incredibly proportionate response.

“Does someone have to die before law enforcement does their job?”

She calls herself that so twig bitches like you don’t say it behind her back. /joke, from the movie.

Is your cat sad because no one could possibly understand what she’s going through? My cat is sad because it’s summertime and living ain’t easy.

My cat wakes me up with the sounds of her profound existential anxiety.

I went to St. Andrews for university, so we had quite a few golf-loving celebs come through, especially during the Dunhill Cup. At one point I went out with a couple of my friends from hall to go watch some of it, and it was just as boring as you’d expect from, y’know, golf. So we’re talking about how boring it is and…

We could also have the best eggs benedict you have ever tasted, but none for Anti-Choicers. They have to sit outside being angry they cannot try my delicious hollandaise.

It would make sense. Then they would pass a law saying no juice before an abortion, because they are nutcases.

I want to open an abortion clinic and café called Zip Boppity Bops. We would have fresh juice!

- Wintour instituted a no selfie policy for the Met Gala

Hey, your friendly neighborhood ex-bouncer and security person here.

Two little girls did this routine in my room today!!!!!!!!!

I will never, ever, ever understand the logic that dictates that we don’t have more options for large women. It makes ZERO sense that the average size in this country is 14 and size 14 is the least purchased size.

All of their tee shirts have this kind of bullshit on them. CAN I JUST HAVE A PLAIN BLACK TEE SHIRT?

OMG asking for clarification is the best strategy! I always forget to do that and just start yelling at people.

I live on a military base and, as a rule, we have some *eh hem* issues accommodating families where both spouses work. I forgot my ID on Tuesday when I left for work. When I pulled up to the gate at ~530-545 PM wearing a suit, I handed my driver’s license to the guard on duty (a non-military contractor employee who…

That makes me so enraged for you. ugh, ugh, ugh.

Ah, yes. When I was hired, the job description said X amount of money. I got less then X, tried to negotiate, and was told in a year I would be bumped up. In a year, I got rave performance reviews and told I was doing everything perfectly. However, all of a sudden, “Nobody gets raises or promotions” before 2 years.…

does anyone know of an official/unofficial way to turn off the effect where everu thing that's not immediately around you is shaded out??? This game is awesome and I'm loving just about everything in it but hating this. I know this is how the infinity engine games did it, but it kinda drives me nuts. The environment…