YAAAWWWNN, thats some cute shit and all but that doesn't compare to these kids who can REALLY groove to the music.

I'm pretty sure I've told this story on Jez before but it bears repeating. This woman was certainly not the worst flatmate I've ever had (actually she was a sweetheart) but she was by far the most unusual. She didn't speak a lot of English, so the week I went home to visit my mum I took great pains to explain to her…

Would that be a bununion? Okay I'm bun, oops, done now lol

I want to be a bunnanny!!!!!!!!!!!! I used to have a rabbit and that would be a sweet job!

Right?!?! I hope the love scenes are punctuated with the Law & Order "chung-chung" sound at strategic points.

Even more exciting than Martin Sheen in that Moby thing? He'll be on a new Netflix show playing Sam Waterston's secret lover and they come out together after 20 years to get married to each other, shocking the hell out of their wives (who hate each other) played by Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin. Jed Bartlet macking on…

Salt it and burn it?

Is it wrong that I immediately thought, "If that were me, I'd have those glasses full to the top and two straws?

Best word for word response from a dev I've ever heard.

A creepy little girl will stand at the foot of your bed and kill you at midnight unless you send this to six people and then all your wishes will come true. Provided that your wishes are to be murdered by a creepy little girl at midnight.

WHY YOU OPEN THE CURTAINS THEY CAN SEE YOU NOW

I'm with you, girl. I have a degree in Anthropology with a minor in Art History. What do I do now? I'm a Sr. IT Consultant. I had a current client, who looked me up on LinkedIn, ask me how a person with an Anthropology degree is working in IT. Short answer: I needed a job...

My mom went back to school to get a BA in Chemical Engineering when I was 5ish and my sister was 3ish. We lived at my grandparent's house for 7 years, all three of us in one small bedroom. I know it was really tough for her, but I'm so proud of her for doing it.

The saddest part about that was that I figured out later that the blender doesn't twist off, it JUST LIFTS OFF. My old blender twisted off. This is my boyfriend's blender. I poured soup on my foot for no reason.

...and noted Veela Gwyneth Paltrow

Hey, I just wanted to say I'm sorry another commenter was a dick to you. You should totally stick around, though — we can always use more nice people commenting on Kitchenette. :-)

No, what makes you an asshole is being a dick to someone who did write a short essay on fast food. Why do you care? Why do you need to comment to assert how much better than them you are? Are you that unhappy with your own existence that such pettiness brings you joy?

My brother was bullied extensively when he was young and the school would do nothing about it. We are talking being thrown in to trash canes, extreme beatings and even sitting behind him in class and cutting his back with scissors. My parents did everything they could to try to beat the system including calling the…