happy birthday MissNiki :)

Wow. I guess my family is pretty dysfunctional then, this seems normal to me when tempers flare.

I am afraid of anything called a fungal horror.

That's not sad. It makes you a god.

Thanks. Now i can't stop wondering about the type of pickle he sports. Gherkin? Kosher dill? Cocktail onions?

Here's to surviving and thriving! I'm starting to feel hungry, and like the only thing that could soothe me is some baby back ribs.

What the what? That is un-good on so many levels!

Amen

When I comment out it's usually for people who can't really read code that well but for some reason need to (my boss). Or it's for some as yet uhired noob who will be plunged into the world of programming without any experience and forced to self teach like I was. Wow I have to stop putting out so easily!

Argh! I'm freaking out a little bit inside.

Such a kind, compassionate and well crafted response to letter #3. Erbody stick around now.

Argh! Ducks have cork-screw shaped penises!

My cervix always squeezes a tampon out. Same with those little ovules for yeast infections - no matter how far up I insert it. It's like a siren sounds AROOOOGA! FOREIGN OBJECT! ACTIVATE PURGE MECHANISM! I wonder if the same thing would happen with a cup?

Your reply: FTW

I used to have a 12 year old voice student who refused to sing anything but this. Once a week for 30 minutes this was our song. I wonder what kind of rad shit she's up to now...

This slow blink FTW.

What's needed here is a judge's order for a material jerk-face warrant so we can get these assholes locked up for perverting justice.

Yes, but is she THIN.....

Wait, those are implants?

Is it just me or is anyone else surprised that these myths are still needing to be addressed? I'm trying to think of all the people I know and whether or not they would subscribe to any of these beliefs, and I come up with no one. Surely I am not living in some rarified sphere of the sexually enlightened?