Great article. You’ve perfectly summed up the main reason I will watch every episode of Hard Knocks that’s released, no matter how onerous the team.

Portal 2 was the shit. I'm also still very fond of Amped 2 for the O.G. Xbox.

I don't know how to sew buttons but I'm not proud of it. I'm also willing to learn.

Fair enough, friendo. A good deal is a good deal.

If nobody’s said it yet, I will. I hate the Nissan Juke.

Woof. That guy needs a haircut.

Braves homer here. I truly thank you for writing this article and distracting me from the fact that Atlanta gave up 7 runs in the first 3 innings to the godforsaken Mets. Woof.

I tend to think Fashion Nugget is their best, but Comfort Eagle is a amazing no. 2.

Everyone knows the Cardinals are the only team that plays the right way.

My dear sweet mother once confiscated a P.O.D. CD from me temporarily so she could review the lyrics. Oldies were fine though.

I vote for Mr. Baseball. I need more of his writing. 

Classic Deadspin flip-flop.

I am snarkless. Paying attention and learning from another’s mistake? Dare I say, well done Colts.

Im gonna dig into Xcom 2. I took a couple years off without finishing it but i picked it back up last week and I can’t stop thinking about it. Truly a fantastic game.

Jesus...you truly shut it down. I'm in awe. +1

I guarantee that the fart hardly registered with him. Having been a 20 year old boy, I can safely assume one of two things:

I don’t click on the nauseating, graphic injury blogs because I have a weak stomach. I don’t know about you, but I’d probably take a pass on Orioles posts for similar reasons.

If it makes you feel better, I’m only ungreyed if I bring the thunder. Maybe they’re (unnecessarily) hinting that you should try harder.

I love a good suicide squeeze. I love a bad suicide squeeze. Either way, I leave entertained.