That’s the only one I’m not guilty of (not since I was 10). How am I gonna double fist $20 worth of beer AND lug around a mitt at the same time?

I’m guilty of 4 for 5 on your checklist. Sorry guys.

+1 relevant username.

Context clues (everyone’s “you done fucked up” stares) lead me to believe that was not a foul ball.

In Florida, that particular move is called the “Pensacola Can-can”.

Well handled. +1

So pithy. +1

Preds fan here. I truly miss James Neil. He had some incredibly clutch goals during our playoff run last year. He’s had a monster year and I couldn’t be more proud.

The fix is in.

I’d like to think that Jaxon Dube has a hockey playing brother. This fool believes.

+1 chipped tooth

Rolls off the tongue so sweetly.

*Puck

When he was with the Preds, they were routinely bounced in the first round. I guess he’s improving?

I guess some people underestimate Ender’s game.

“Solve your problems with aggression.”

It can happen fast. The Preds were an 8-seed last year. Granted, they made a lot of savvy moves and were already trending up, but they also got red hot going into the playoffs.

Shameless Predators homer here, I didn’t think he had a prayer of reaching that puck, and then to go far post. I’m in awe.

Re: Stupid, too tight suits.