“Pshh...They’ll never get any presents retiring like that.” - Derek Jeter

He might be on to something there. This guy should coach an NBA team.

Couple of things:

-1 education.

Personally? I’d go for Almost Famous.

Counterpoint: no

Anything is better than standing.

Trust the (healing) process.

That story was genuinely heartwarming. Well done across the board.

Grid kids is such a great idea and it rhymes to boot. I’m sure F1 will never implement it.

+1 strange bedfellow

Hmmm...having lived in Tennessee for the last 15 years, pretty sure it would still be, “Who is Lane Kiffin?”

Jesus. Who took a piss in that guy’s morning coffee?

I can relate, friendo. Did some time as a bouncer at the Coyote Ugly Saloon in Nashville. Ruined Charlie Daniels Band for me...so I guess its a net positive.

Lol...

To my great shame, I missed the joke. Do the guys at Compete have an interest in escorts? Or is it e-sports players with the predilection?

+1 worm, early bird.

He just jumped higher than his hair.

Right? Apparently, it’s unbecoming to bet on a race when you know the fix is in.